You do but you focus so hard on it that you continue to suck at corrupting wishes. A flash mob forms and steals your pants, setting them on fire and using them as their burning standard. The hero of our story, Avenger, quickly comes to your aid, the comic relief of our story, so that we may all laught when we look back on this akward moment.
Also, Pinapples, just 'cause.
I wish Doku could hit it like a champ.