Live free or die by the sword
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You are! As a black man in the early 1800's. What's your name again?
I wish I got paid for all this damn work.
I wish I got paid for all this damn work.
Granted! But it only works during the dayYou get all the money and then you realise that you are a jew and don't want to spend it on anything.
I wish I had nightvision
Granted! However you develop hernia due to all the heavy liftingGranted, you get a wish but soon realise that the wish would be corrupted and that it would be more worthwhile not to have a wish.
I wish I could juggle donkeys really well.
Granted! However you can't handle liquor at all anymoreYour wish is granted. Sadly, He doesn't drink, and your wish is wasted. Annoyed, the wish giving agent turns to Batgirl and erases her nipples from existence. Forever. Then he proceeds to make it so that you can only ever see Joel Shumacher in a nipple suit, no matter what you look at.
I wish there wasn't a history of alcohol abuse in my family so I could enjoy casual drinking.