Corrupt a Wish - The Inevitable Return

[DiebytheSword]

You are! As a black man in the early 1800's. What's your name again?

I wish I got paid for all this damn work.

 

[donnierisk]

You get all the money and then you realise that you are a jew and don't want to spend it on anything.

I wish I had nightvision

 

[MrPlow]

You get all the money and then you realise that you are a jew and don't want to spend it on anything.

I wish I had nightvision

Granted! But it only works during the day

I wish i had a car

 

[DiebytheSword]

You get one, Matchbox is really affordable after all.

I wish for world peace.

 

[hleV]

Granted, but all the people are extinct.

I wish I had a wish.

 

[Cap J]

Granted, you get a wish but soon realise that the wish would be corrupted and that it would be more worthwhile not to have a wish.

I wish I could juggle donkeys really well.

 

[MrPlow]

Granted, you get a wish but soon realise that the wish would be corrupted and that it would be more worthwhile not to have a wish.

I wish I could juggle donkeys really well.

Granted! However you develop hernia due to all the heavy lifting

I wish i had Michael Jordan's basketball skills

 

[Z Power]

Granted, but you realize you have stage fright and drop the ball whenever someone sees you play.

I wish I had Telekinesis.

 

[DiebytheSword]

You get it, but then you realise that you are kissing the face of a scruffy Scott Summers as a Kree disintegrator beam moves towards your spandex covered Jean Grey shaped ass.

I wish I had super strength. As opposed to "Hey, you're stonger than you look."

 

[Avenger]

You get it, but you are so strong that you are unable to touch objects without breaking them - including your own genitals. I wish Cucumba could drink tequila with his eyes.

 

[DiebytheSword]

Your wish is granted. Sadly, He doesn't drink, and your wish is wasted. Annoyed, the wish giving agent turns to Batgirl and erases her nipples from existence. Forever. Then he proceeds to make it so that you can only ever see Joel Shumacher in a nipple suit, no matter what you look at.

I wish there wasn't a history of alcohol abuse in my family so I could enjoy casual drinking.

 

[MrPlow]

Your wish is granted. Sadly, He doesn't drink, and your wish is wasted. Annoyed, the wish giving agent turns to Batgirl and erases her nipples from existence. Forever. Then he proceeds to make it so that you can only ever see Joel Shumacher in a nipple suit, no matter what you look at.

I wish there wasn't a history of alcohol abuse in my family so I could enjoy casual drinking.

Granted! However you can't handle liquor at all anymore

I wish i had KI at my disposal

 

[sub]

You not only get the ESF player Kai at your disposal, but you're also getting the old ESF clan Kai at your disposal when I inevitably save it again.

I wish I didn't have to save that clan.

 

[omnomnom]

Granted...you know what, that was a sucky wish Sub But I'll try anyway:
Granted, but that clan wasnt saved by anyone else, and the guilt of not saving that clan moves you set yourself aflame whilst watching donkey porn...

I wish I could think about food and have it appear on my command... yeah, try ******* that up.

EDIT:
Ah ****, I just thought of a way =.=

 

[Z Power]

Granted, except everything is raw and 2 years old.

I wish Trolls wouldn't exist.

 

[omnomnom]

Granted, but then comes the goblins
I wish this was stickied and would go on forever.

 

[sub]

Granted. I think granting that wish is punishment enough.

I wish I was Sub.

 

[omnomnom]

Granted, but your Sub.
I wish I had the power to fart yourself to sleep....?

 

[Rocky]

Granted, but since you're so full of hot air and constantly farting, you remain asleep for the rest of your life or until prince charming braves the odourous stench and kisses you awake.

I wish Alison Mosshart and I were married and happily together forever.

 

[Dokutayuu]

Granted, but you're married to Charlie Sheen! At least he's happy!

I wish I could command an orchestra of parrots!