Real beauty is skin deep... OMG TEH PIX THREAD!

[Zeonix]

He identifies himself as Cuban, but he isn't. He was born there but neither of his parents were.

 

[Mr.Lukyas]

Oh, please... It is not bad being Cuban why don't you just admit it :| I mean, I am half Montenegrian, it is nothing bad... And you srsly look like a Cuban.

 

[Zeonix]

Oh, please... It is not bad being Cuban why don't you just admit it :| I mean, I am half Montenegrian, it is nothing bad... And you srsly look like a Cuban.

You Serbs obviously have no idea what Cubans look like. I look Puerto Rican, because I'm partly that, and that's who I've hung out with since I moved out of Little Odessa, but I'm certainly not Cuban.

 

[Mr.Lukyas]

I know one thing: Cuban girls are extremely hot.

 

[Zeonix]

She's a 7 at most.

 

[Mr.Lukyas]

srsly, watching Prison Break pays off just because of her.

 

[Zeonix]

srsly, watching Prison Break pays off just because of her.

The talent must be pretty bad over there, eh?

 

[Mr.Lukyas]

in my town, yea, pretty much.

 

[Dzamija]

Seriously, there isn't a single hot girl in his town.

 

[Zeonix]

Seriously, there isn't a single hot girl in his town.

Alright. You're going to need:

1) A white van
2) Booze
3) Candy
4) Rope
5) A sock or a handkerchief. Basically, anything that you can use to keep someone from yelling.
6) A rug

I think you know what to do. I've only tested this on girls my age, but it should work no matter how old they are. Just drive around Europe until you find someone good.

FYI: The candy isn't for her. I just like candy.

 

[Mr.Lukyas]

Two questions: Why WHITE van and why rug?

 

[Zeonix]

White vans let other people know you're about to kidnap and/or kill someone. Fortunately, women and children never seem to realize this.

The rug is to wrap around the body once you've freed her soul from her shell. If you can get your hands on some cement, that'll definitely help to keep her at the bottom of a river or lake.

 

[Deverz]

White Van's are less obvious

 

[Zeonix]

Totally.

You should grow a beard, too, Lukyas. You'll be totally inconspicious.

 

[Deverz]

Yup

And shave it off afterwards

 

[Mr.Lukyas]

on the second thought, your advices are not so lame Zeo, you are not so bad guy neither, I feel relieved I want to be part of the Nix (maybe...)

 

[Zeonix]

Uh...Deverz....I think we may have a problem on our hands...

 

[Deverz]

Hide your butt!

 

[Barney]

BEHOLD!!! ABS, BICEPS, CRIM, and METH are nothing compared to...

MAH BEARD!!! And my semi-creepy smile.

And just for reinforcement.

 

[-Origin]

I'm so *** for Barney.