Real beauty is skin deep... OMG TEH PIX THREAD!

[Zeonix]

One day, I'll buy a camera and I'll show you my

ABS
BICEPS
PECS
WHATEVER THE LEG MUSCLES ARE CALLED

It's alright, Dark. Don't be ashamed. Everyone wants me.

 

[sub]

I can hardly contain my excitement.

 

[Zeonix]

I was kidding. I'm not buying a camera. There are like 6 pictures in existence of me, and I'd like to keep it that way. The average person shouldn't know for a fact that a unicorn such as myself exists out there. They should only suspect.

 

[Deman]

I think I tend to look more smug than I really am.

 

[Spunky]

Which leads me to wonder: is that picture real? Are you really real? Are you a robot, Zeonix? Do you know the future? Will I ever have anal with Kate Beckinsale? Please tell me the answer to these things!

Edit: @ Deman - you don't look too smug.

 

[Zeonix]

It's definitely the hat.

@ Spunky: Probably, Probably, robots live to serve, I live to rule, Yes, No, but you're a closet homosexual according to recent studies.

 

[sub]

This is true. Spunky, I'm not even ****ing with you. Scientists did a study, found out that men who like anal sex are subconsciously ***. You secretly yearn for man sauce.

 

[Spunky]

No, I don't. Never have, never will. That's the honest to God truth. >_>

Show me these studies though.

And if that is true, then there would be a lot more *** men than straight men. >_>

 

[Zeonix]

I'm thinking they're closer to being bi than ***. In any case, it's disgusting.

 

[Spunky]

Besides, it wouldn't be my preferred method, just something to try for the sake of trying it.

 

[Zeonix]

Mhmm.......perchance you're one of these guys:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/52200.php

OHHHH!!!!!!

MEGA ATOMIC BUSTER INTO THE GRAVEL!!

 

[Spunky]

Hardly.

Compared to men who identified themselves as ***, these men were more likely to belong to a minority racial or ethnic group, be foreign-born, have a lower educational level

Seventy percent reported being married.

less likely to have used a condom during the last sexual encounter than men who identified themselves as ***.

But damn, that's ****ed up.

 

[Zeonix]

...during the last sexual encounter...

Oh....right.

BUUUUUUUURN

 

[Kaination]

The others have no right to be in the same picture as me.

edit: hahahahaha

 

[Zeonix]

How you doin'?

 

[Spunky]

My point, Zeo, was that you're more likely to be secretly *** than I am according to those studies. You meet more of the criteria (by more, I mean more than none, which is what I meet).

 

[Zeonix]

How does that work out? I'm not married and I always use condoms. I'm somehow higher up on the list because I'm a minority? You're the one who wants fecal matter on your wang, guy.

Some people just can't handle being in the presence of a God. Always trying to take Zeus down a notch for being awesome.

 

[Spunky]

Touché. Except for the bit about fecal matter on the wang. Now you're just going into gross details.

 

[Kaination]

I like fecal matter on my feces. I took a picture of it once, does anyone wanna see?

You'll see sex in fecal form~

 

[Dzamija]

Zeo, you're half-cuban right?