We're going to play a sub game now, it's called "Who wants to get completely pwned by the Jade Behemoth." If anyone posts a commentary that isn't a moderator or similarly priveldedged individual, I will ban you outright untill I am tired of keeping you banned.
Ample warning has been given, and take note that if we find anyone to be spoofing IP addys and doing something as un-inspired as unplugging their DSL/Cable modem to get a new IP, the full brunt of the "no multiple accounts" rule in the AUP will be brough to bear on that individual.
Further, if the idiocy level in this thread doesn't fall to acceptable levels, I will close it and cancel the competition.