Crack Pot Theories

[Chakra-X]

@ Rocky-When you became 18, god thought to himself 'Ya now, that guy from aulstrailia...He kicks ass. Know what? He kicks my ass." Those words created a chain reaction with the laws of life, making you the greatest. But if you piss him off, your gonna start to suck.

@ Synth Because you are the manifestation of the most intence steroid out there and you have connections with every steroid in the world, therefore, seeing through their lies.

@-Saiyan Overlord Well I would say cuz you aint a saiyan, but since the goal is to be illogical...When planet vegeta blew up, he super saiyan gamma ray from the planet affecting your DNA, so now it is impossible for you to ascend.

Why is the "I" in "ipod" lower case?

 

[DiebytheSword]

Because YOU have the least choice when it comes to fair use rights. That about sums it up . . . in a pod.

Why do I continue to post here?

 

[Deman]

Because all ancient evils must lurk somewhere that seems uninhabitable.

How long will it take me to become an ancient evil?

 

[|Overlord|]

Until the world finally dies out

why do people get so addicted to counter-strike & play it 24/7 (is it pwnership , to own the n00bs , or for respect) ?

when will people realise that the ipod is a marketing scheme and when will they know that creative's zen is much better then the dam pod

when will people start realising that firefox is better then the dead explorer

 

[Synth]

Why do I continue to post here?

Your like most of us Americans, who when we not only first heard Bruce Faulconer's ambient tracks lifting our spirit and inner-chi, realizing we were watching an anime that basically filled us with so much motivation, that we uncontrollably sprung forward in a child-like manner, mimmicking the many gimmicks Akira Toriyami knew first-hand would make anime a world-wide phenomenon, and would also open many doors for the rest of his manga creating comrades. You truly respect your inner-youth, and you truly respect anyone who truly respects the realm Akira Toriyami unleashed on an unexpecting and personified amoeba of diverse cultures. DragonBall preaches effort before victory, to realize the planet Earth is more than just a place of inhabitance, but a collection of celestial energy, that we should rightiously mold into positive acts, objects, and thoughts.

Why did X-Box wait 2 years after releasing it's system, to warn users of a power cord fire/sparking danger?

 

[|Overlord|]

because thos microsoft bastards always have trouble with everything , rich & powerful but to uber lazy when it comes to windows operating systems , web browsers & now consoles

when "will" pigs fly ? will clouds be their new mud to play in ?

 

[DiebytheSword]

Because, like most american teens, they will not worry about the dangers of doing the cool thing.

Do X-Box . . . only 1% will die in a tragic game of halo while their house burns down. Besides, you have to die someday.

Pigs will fly because nature hates a vaccum, and pigs produce alot of methane. Eventually, they will inhabit the skies as the first and only inhabitant of the skies full time. Evolution is such a wonderfully tight law of nature right?

Why did Sony release the PSP with so many manufacturing and design errors?

 

[Jumin]

pigs will fly when scientists graft wings onto their bodies... haha remember the pigeon/rat from the simpsons?

what is the secret of Victoria's Secret?

 

[DiebytheSword]

The secret is that men will buy them for women who will never wear them . . . look at their evil advert campaign!

Why is FFVII so popular?

 

[frsrblch]

Because Japanese kids like to masturbate to Tifa.

If the answer to life, the universe, and everthing is 42, whats the question?

 

[DiebytheSword]

We must develop another world calculator to find out the ultimate question to the ultimate answer . . . duh. And last I checked, it was cleard for a hyperspace bypass.

Why did Megadeth go all soft and pull out of the nosedive, unlike SellouticA?

 

[Rocky]

Because at that very moment when she was about to make history, she had a sudden call of nature and had to visit the local lavatory.

Why do companies advertise products as "New and Improved" If its new how can it be improved and if its improved, its obviously not new.

 

[Ravendust]

when will people realise that the ipod is a marketing scheme and when will they know that creative's zen is much better then the dam pod

Because people are stupid and obsessed with image rather than functionality. They'd rather have the latest yuppie fashion accessory than something cheaper and more useful.

Why do companies advertise products as "New and Improved" If its new how can it be improved and if its improved, its obviously not new.

Because people are stupid and see the words 'new and improved' and think "OMG I MUST HAVE IT!1!!" before their brains even begin to comprehend how little sense it actually makes.

Why are Drum 'n' Bass fans always such idiots?

 

[Rocky]

As children, drum and bass fans used to play the drums on their heads, thus lowering their IQ with each hit, making the adult versions of these people, horribly stupid.

Why are the most stupid of threads, always so popular?

 

[Ravendust]

Because people don't like to have to think to much, and the threads provide escapism from the harsh, thought-inducing world we're forced to dwell in.

Why does the UK have a monarchy consisting of german inbreds? (It's not a great image to have).

 

[Rocky]

German inbreds is a codename for a new secret agent who is like James Bond but is called Hansel Shcmitzton. He has infiltrated the english monarchy and now resides as Queen, (his makeup artist is quite talented.)

Why have both Hwoarang and Cucumba mysteriously returned to the forums at the exact same time?

 

[Chakra-X]

To finish of their assignment of course. While away, first phase of "THE PLAN" was to screw up avatars...When symtoms started to show signs, they were happy, and continued to go on to phase 2, disableing the avatar uploading. They had rinally reached their goal, until Greg overcame the scheme. Out of anger, Hwoarang and Cucumba have come back to finish him off...

What makes "super moderators" so "super"?

 

[DiebytheSword]

Just like the supers of the Incredibles, our supermoderators are the most often sued for harming those they protect.

Why don't people understand that forum glitches will happen when new servers are tossed into the mix.

 

[[S]]

Becuase we are selfish and demand everything to be perfect for us.

Why didn't the ttc strike so i wouldnt have to go to school tommorw and give my tests.

 

[Deman]

Because you convinced us to pray that they wouldn't and all our minds connected in one giant influence of "Don't you dare strike TTC!!!" so they didn't.

Why haven't the dragons come to devour me yet? I'm pretty certain that it has been in their plans for the last three years.