Crack Pot Theories

[solidus]

Because not only his he infact sercretly the coolest guy in the universe, trained by the fonze himself in a secretly lab under the sea, but hes also a time traveling scientist who went back in time to create the default avatars himself and claim there glory!!!!!!one!!!!!!fourteen.

Why did a guy drive through the doors at my work this morning (M+S), completely totalling them meaning Ive gotta go back to work tonight to stand guard?
(other than the fact that it ment when we opened, I had less doors to unlock)

 

[Eon]

It was a message from Osiris saying Hi.

What makes spermlings able to be so strong swimming against gravity? ;o

 

[Ravendust]

They all go to testicular boot camp and train to be strong enough to do so.

What makes a glow-worm glow?

 

[imported_Element4q2]

Glow-worms glow cuz they absorb sunlight during the day and reflect it back so that Deverz's aliens can land easier when its time to change the guard.

If a black box in an aeroplane can survive the crash, why don't they make the whole plane out of the same material?

 

[Synth]

If a black box in an aeroplane can survive the crash, why don't they make the whole plane out of the same material?

It's not "cost effective" to the airplane companies.

How come nukes appeared shortly after the Roswell UFO crash, and why has there been eye witness accounts of aliens disarming nukes?

 

[Ravendust]

Because the government (And subsequently the other countries governments) were inspired that large things dropped from a high altitude cause craters.

Why did Hwoarang change his name to Synth?

 

[DiebytheSword]

Because he can't wait to breakout into the music biz with his 80's Tribute band.

Why do newbies travel in flocks?

 

[Rayna]

Why is the sky blue?

Actually from what i read about colors, they dont really exist, its just our way of percibing the light or something like that, cant really remember how it worked. If i remember to look for it and find something about it i'll post it.

 

[niobe]

Why do newbies travel in flocks?

becours it's just like sesons in a bikeshop, the one time the shop is pain quiet and the other time it's work your ass off.

how can a pc die.........it's not alive so how can it anyway?

 

[Synth]

how can a pc die.........it's not alive so how can it anyway?

We, as humans, have decidingly given objects that perform a certain task, a life of their own, even names in some instances. People will name their cars, their baseball bats, and even their boats. (a common practice) The "Nuclear Family" structure has become a verbal horde of personification.

Why won't Bungie release anymore maps for Halo 2? Are they too busy pwning each other in Lan Parties?

 

[Deman]

Because Bungie is Micosofts little whore, and Microsoft wants them to market halo 3 with same gameplay, slightly better graphics and more maps, just to milk that cash cow even more.

Why won't this bruise on my arm go away?

 

[Chakra-X]

Because on friday night, when the bruise met that freckle, they feel in love and he has been humping it and will not stop.

Why is X box so big?

Actually from what i read about colors, they dont really exist, its just our way of percibing the light or something like that, cant really remember how it worked. If i remember to look for it and find something about it i'll post it.

Smarty pants...
I read that the particles in the sky absorb all light but blue, so, it's blue.

 

[Synth]

Why is X box so big?

Microsoft has penis envy towards Sony.

Why do we ask why?

 

[Cold Steel]

Microsoft has penis envy towards Sony.

Why do we ask why?

Without it, we would never figure out the motive. (=/ tough one)

Why do we watch pr0n ?

 

[[S]]

Without it we would never learn how to have sex

Why does my school ban bandanas instead of only wearing them?

 

[DragonDude]

They don't ban bandanas, they ban bananas. Geez, read more carefully. And get that banana outta your pants.
...Don't tell me that isn't a banana. It better be a banana. o_o

Why haven't we discovered any other form of intelligent life in this giant Universe of ours?

 

[Ravendust]

Because they're smart enough not to be caught by a species at war with itself.

Why do people insist on making noise in cinemas?

 

[Rocky]

Because movie companies want you to watch their movies more than once and you're more likely to do that if you didn't hear it the first time.

Why can't penguins fly?

 

[Mr. Phonso]

cuz i clipped their wings.. ALL OF THEM!

why doesnt the world revolve around me? XD

 

[Eon]

Because you have a Dragonball Z signature.

Why are farts funny all throughout life?