Crack Pot Theories

[Majin_You]

Because we are all saddistic and know how much suffering a fart can bring. Hence, we laugh at the potential pain about to be caused to those around us, even if we aren't the ones farting - we'll still be laughing at those around us.

Why does Microsoft [attempt to] purchase/own a bit of everything?

 

[Mr. Phonso]

because they are all rich bastards XD

why do we have to learn stuff in school?

 

[[S]]

Because we learn nothing outside of school?

Why does burning cd's take so long

 

[Ravendust]

Because the burning process is an arcane art that requires demons to be summoned via the CD-R drive.

Why do (potentially) good photos always come out bad?

 

[Mr. Phonso]

because some people have nothing better to do than to wait for their cd's to be burnt instead of doing something else meanwhile

why are french teachers mean and nasty?

edit.. sigh...

because its just the way the world works, get a better camera


why are french teachers mean and nasty?

 

[frsrblch]

Its a conspiravy to create public dislike for French culture. Its working.

Why do people on ESF come up with crazy rules for their servers?

 

[Chakra-X]

Because they must attempt do anythign within their power so they can have the upper hand. If they don't get their way, all them will lose control of their anger, fusing into one big super *****y nerd. They will rampage over the earth, making all games fit their own needs but making it worst for everyone else. So, they must try to make ridculous rules to avoid that fateful day...

How come there are 2 testicles instead of one?

 

[frsrblch]

Just in case you drop a hammer on one, or get it caught in machinery.

Why does television suck so much?

 

[Mr. Phonso]

because you need more channels and a bigger screen than your current 13" one =D

why the hell do i get more homework than my older brother...?

 

[DiebytheSword]

Because your teachers have seen where you surf during class, and you need more help than any other student that they have ever known.

Why are pickles yellowish green?

 

[|Overlord|]

the'r probaly just losing the plot and getting very uber lazy

why do with have police in this world of ours ?

 

[Synth]

Why are pickles yellowish green?

Because the vinegar creates a chemical reaction with the cucumba, and it's visibly signified through this color.

Why does Faction: Catalyst own so much?

 

[DiebytheSword]

So people like you don't make it into a flaming wreck, especially the grammar police

Why is the south pacific such a hotspot for big siezmic activity lately . . .

 

[Synth]

Why is the south pacific such a hotspot for big siezmic activity lately . . .

The tectonic plates in that area are very unstable.

Why are we forced to buy 12 song cds, when there is only 3 songs we actually like?

 

[Chakra-X]

Best damn question ever.

Because its actually a scam so you are forced to pay for the value of 20 songs when you just need three. In doing this, they hope it will persuade you to illegally download the songs, so they can catch you and make even more money.

Why aren't there floating cars yet?

 

[Rocky]

Because nobody would want a floating car when they can buy a flying one

Why is greasy food so magically delicious

 

[DiebytheSword]

Because it kills you, moth to the flames, dogs and kittens to the antifreeze and all that.

Why do people not understand that they are supposed to put entirely UNPLAUSABLE ideas up?

 

[Rocky]

Because the government has special orders to piss Cucumba off and that means having young and inexperienced idiots annoy him with their stupidity.

Why am I so cool?

 

[Synth]

Why do people not understand that they are supposed to put entirely UNPLAUSABLE ideas up?

Because it's funner to put an educated answer, and aggrivate you it seems, in this case.

Why can't I believe anything Barry Bonds, Rafael Palmeiro, or Mark McGwire said about steroids?

 

[|Overlord|]

So people like you don't make it into a flaming wreck, especially the grammar police

Why is the south pacific such a hotspot for big siezmic activity lately . . .

ack , so now your'e judging me.........................

in answer to rocky's question , i could give you multiple answers , you becam a forum junkee , you buy cigarettes/achol for people under 18 , you support the liberal party (lol)

Why Can't i become a super saiya-jin , am i to cold hearted or something ??