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I sometimes like to be sketical of things..Like why doesn't Canada do anything, why Kerry concidied, ect ect...

So, Someone names something like "why do we pay taxes" and the next person has to make the most ridiculous reason they can think of.

Why is the sky blue?
 
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Because god is holy and everybody knows holy people have blue pee.

How has the government hidden aliens from us for so long?
 
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They put them under a small pebble using alien technology guarded by an ant

Why doesn't the earth just fly off into mars
 
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Because Mars has Earth's lesbian lover, the moon, hostage, and if she comes any closer, he will kill her

Why did George W. Bush win the election of 2000?
 
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He gave everybody who voted for him a lollypop

How will the world end?
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Care to explain?

*looks at his location*

Damn it...

Well I was just poking fun on how we never hear anything about Canada...which is eerie...then I make redciulous theorie, like, Canda is actually going to hold the world hostage by threating to melt the glaciers, thus, the creation of this thread.

@ Rocky-The world will end becuase of cancer.....Cuz it mutates into a mad scientist who builds a giant ray gun with his assitant, AIDS, and destroys the world because he feels misunderstood.
 
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It will never end. Armagadeon is to be born in this world... this is something true evil hides from us

Why do even Athiests say, "Oh my God" in moments of disbelief/panic?
 
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Hmm, well to answer that, I'll tell you what I know based on my experiences. I've been to the states a lot, and it seems that Canaidan media/news sources are extremely limited. Whereas here, our media is so influenced by the US that Canadian Based Media is probably in the minority.
 
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From Hwo/Synth

They say Oh My God, because the angelic conscience on their shoulder has mind powers that allows him to make us say stuff we don't neccessarily want to

What is actually inside Secret Sauce?
 

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A little bit of my icing.. except, I sell it for high price..
Why does the ESF Team always say "when its done" and never let the there community know anything about the progress and dont let us raise our hype and support them where its needed?..
 
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because they want to get everyone excited

why do dogs mark their territory with a uran spray ?
 

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becuase they can live longer by 100 years if they dont, but there stupid..
Why does Saiyan Overlord's post take up 75% of my 1280X1024 screen resolution with only 3 lines of text?..
 
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Because his post got fat from one too many Crunch bars, and your insult to it's obessity caused it to go into a state of depression and eat more, now taking up 75% of ur screen.

How do laser mice work?
 
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by reflecting a light of a surface

why don't apes talk , in theory ther'e related to humans , but yet all they want to do all day is sit down , scream and scratch their dam heads , why is that ?
 
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They don't have anything important to say, they can get along just well without words.

Why does that one annoying girl in my psych class always ask questions when the teacher answered them 10 minutes before she even raised her hand?
 
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Because they've been playing with clubs too many times.

Why do men have nipples ? (Also, from wich game have I quoted this?)
 
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Deman said:
Why does that one annoying girl in my psych class always ask questions when the teacher answered them 10 minutes before she even raised her hand?
Because she has an attenion deficit disorder. Let's give her some "scary" placebos to get her act together.

Why do we have a "Moment of Silence" for the dead, do we hope they break it?
 
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Because you touch yourself at night.

(someone had to do it)
 
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Coldeh said:
Why do men have nipples ? (Also, from wich game have I quoted this?)
GTA: Vice City.

Seeing as OP didn't make a theory i'll just jump into mine...

Why does Deman have a (lame) text sig and default avatar?
 

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