Corrupt a wish

[Prozac]

Granted but you have to keep it in a jar

I wish sm and me both share the same ass

 

[Chakra-X]

You do, but SM's diet consist of unholy 'meals' and your side of the body can not handle it, so your side implodes

I wish i had 4 arms

 

[suicidal_maniac]

You get 4 arms, but Johnny Cage kicks your ass

I wish Prozac wouldnt make fun of me.

 

[bapplebo]

He doesn't.. but a boy named Bob the Builder does.

I wish books had special '1337' paper, so they won't rip.

 

[DragonDude]

All books printed have special "l33t" paper that never rips. Or burns. Or biodegrades. Way to go, you destroyed the environment.

I wish everyone spread their love for Humples, and for him to take over teh world!!11one

=o

 

[bapplebo]

(look at mah siggy)
Humples does take over the world.. but then an evil rabbit comes and kills him T_T.

I wish houses were made of '1337' glass.

 

[Growler]

They are, but that was a dumb wish cause when the tornado came everyone was shredded into 1337 g1bs.

I wish this summer wasnt going by so fast.

 

[suicidal_maniac]

The summer ends up going by so slow you wish it went by faster.

I wish i had the partyboy usa manthong.

 

[Rocky]

Your manthong is great but is several sizes too small and your testicles pop under the pressure and Prozac becomes sad

I wish Prozac still loved me

 

[Ness]

Prozac still loves you, but you cant sit down for 4 months after his damn good lovin'

i wish i was an ESF beta tester

 

[Prozac]

guess what... you are! but your unstable personality gets you into trouble all the time causing your soon to come downfall :devsmile:

I wish I could still love rocky

 

[L]

You still love rocky, but he slap's you each time you think of him.. >;o

I wish this thread was Sticky'd

 

[Rocky]

The thread becomes stickied and has more hits than ever! this causes a internet-wide crash resulting in mankind going back to the stoneage, the thread turns into history, history to legend and legend to myth, till it passes out of all knowledge and its creator (you) becomes a nobody (again)

I wish I had the time and patients to stray out of the 'off topic' forum.

 

[bapplebo]

You do.. but you now stray into the Newbie section... where hell is guaranteed.

I wish MSN was spelt STI.

 

[Silent_Bob]

Umm...it is. But then someone else wishes it's called MSN again. And it is.

I wish Bapplebo had a better car in his sig/avatar.

 

[Rocky]

His sig has a better car but its a super virtual sig that has mysterious powers that allow it to drive out of the sig and out of the monitor, millions of ESF forum patrons are mysteriously killed by car accidents in their bedrooms/computer rooms.

I wish I didn't bet foolishly the last 4 hands of poker we played last night and go from $40 to $24 thus going from $15 profit to $1 loss

 

[bapplebo]

No captial 'b' in my name btw.

You do.. but since I'm confused with those numbers i'll just say Bill Gates comes for your $$$.

I wish there were better car images.

 

[Iyce Da Kidd]

there are 250 car pictures that meets your standards, but you spend 3 hours figuring out which to use so you switch projects.

I wish I had Vida Guerrerra

 

[Ness]

you get vida guerrera, but when you remove her underwear, guess what rolls out !_!

i wish i could fight like Bruce Lee, run like Morris Greene, have the stamina of Paula Radcliffe, and have the intelliegnce of Stephen Hawking

 

[Green Wolfos]

Oops! didn't read the end of this thread... You get all the abilities, but can't eat any more and die of malnutrition. I wish I was the best modeler in the world. (you know... making characters)