Corrupt a wish

[Cap J]

They do but it only has the male characters, naked, and oiling each other. Enjoy.

I wish I could kill with my mind.

 

[Gunship]

you can kill with your mind but get pist off at a game about how stupid you are and you die
I wish this wish can be stored for latter

 

[Cap J]

Granted, but it stays in storage for so long that it rots and becomes useless.

I wish that space had air.

 

[bapplebo]

It does, but then you have no fun in a space suit T.T.

I wish i had spare AOL cd's so throw at birds.

 

[Adaptus]

Granted, but the PETA gets on your case and you're sentenced to life.

I wish my e-wang was larger than the collective size of the entire ESF community's e-wang.

 

[Iyce Da Kidd]

Granted, and now she's so hyper, she gets on your nerves every 3 seconds.

I wish, I wish, I ordered the right mic cable instead of purchasing a 45 dollar cable that doesnt fit X(

 

[Kaination]

you ordered it, but ended up not having the money. so you get sued for all your worth.

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i wish i can actually sleep at night :|

 

[Jakut]

You do get to sleep at night but the only thing that appears in your dreams are naked hairy fat germans -.-

I wish George W. was smarter >_>

 

[Super Veggeto]

He is smarter but now everybody are dead

i wish there was no gravity ;O...

 

[bapplebo]

There is no gravity, but when people jump, they fly into the atmosphere until they die.

I wish forks could be transformed into an All-Purpose Dishwasher!
(i'm running out of ideas)

 

[Super Veggeto]

forks can transform into an All-Purpose Dishwasher but now kids stab eachother more... ;O...

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I wish....i wish i could turn to the darkside...and to express my deepest feelings the way i want without feeling bad...;X

 

[bapplebo]

How does that work out? Anyway, you do, but a masta of teh dark force sees joo not feeling bad and then you get anal raped by 6 siths at the same time.

I wish.. that Gohan was a pimp!

 

[Rocky]

Gohan is a pimp and ends up having more children than just Pan, making Dragonball GT even more pointless than it already is, as if this isn't bad enough, donkey's learn how to speak and end up taking over the world in a similar fashion to the movie and tv series planet of the apes, except that donkeys are in place of monkeys.

I wish for my neverending hamburger (again) and I wish it to contain perfectly normal edible food, (e.g. Beef, lettuce, tomato, mayonaise and cheese)

 

[Jakut]

You get your neverending hamburger. You start to eat it, get fat and eventually your heart stops.

I wish for pie!!

 

[Super Veggeto]

DAMN YOU!!!...heh

you get you pie but it apears to be a banana... =P

i wish for a new celphone that if someone steals it, it self-distructs.

 

[VeGeTTo]

someone steals it and the cell-phone self distrukts but he is near you and the distruction scatter your pieces in a toilet and i come and flush!

i wish i was dead!! (CHASE MATE)!!!

 

[Future_SSJGohan]

You get your wish, but you get revived because God does not want you in heaven

I wish Toriyama would make another Dragonball series

 

[DragonDude]

Toriyama makes DragonBall GT2: all the crap of GT, times two.

I wish I had a pet Gorge. =E

 

[Mattman243]

"George" would destroy everything you own, and then hich a train to mexico.

I wish I could drive!

 

[VeGeTTo]

YOU lern to drive but you smash the car and your mother gives you a headshot and you die!


i wish for a banana party!