Corrupt a wish

[Gunship]

you become the best modler in an alternet universe and come back here making you the worst
i wish for the nacked alex model to go away theres been millions of dl's

 

[|Overlord|]

granted , but then porn will start to circulate for other game models in any game that contains a female charcter , and then eliminates the need for a gamer to have sex , because he is enjoying the site of naked chicks walking on a beach in GTA games ;o

i wish that the Future wasn't so bleek as the vast world we is reaching it's limits , almost everywhere.

 

[Dewd In Ћe Newd1]

granted , but then porn will start to circulate for other game models in any game that contains a female charcter , and then eliminates the need for a gamer to have sex , because he is enjoying the site of naked chicks walking on a beach in GTA games ;o

i wish that the Future wasn't so bleek as the vast world we is reaching it's limits , almost everywhere.

Too bad! The future is bleek!

I wish steeringwheel. Corrupt that. Steeringwheel what? Do I want to become one, do I want one? YOU DON'T KNOW :O

 

[|Overlord|]

you become a steering wheel only to be driven off a cliff with what ever sorta car you want to be a steering wheel in and your driver.

I wish someone did a better corruption of my last wish

 

[Growler]

They do, but then you get annoyed by them having such a smart corruption of your wish that you punch your monitor, break it, break your hand and fingers, and end up housebound for 2 weeks to recover.

I wish that I knew how to code c++

 

[|Overlord|]

granted but you end up coding a program that crashes alot due to your lack of code knowlege

i wish i for ICE CREAM!!!! \o/

 

[Dewd In Ћe Newd1]

You are on a mountain snowboarding when a huge avalanche of ice cream and hot fudge topping slams into you. You survive long enough to see the giant ass cherry falling straight toward you. Death ensues.

I wish I was part of every race (like instead of being white, I'd be part EVERYTHING!)

 

[bapplebo]

you are. but people then see you as an alien and shoot you.

I wish RC cars could knock lawyers over.

 

[|Overlord|]

The Ice cream pwned me >_>

granted , but instead you are in a million different running races at once , each parts of you accelerates to your max speed , but you get tired pretty dam quickly but you continue but then your heart bursts

and then you go down plonk , Dead!

i wish i had some good sub woofers

 

[Damaera]

I'll give you sub woofers, but they'll be broken *****es.

I wish Overlord would be remade to god o/

 

[Majin_You]

Granted, but your thumping bass music starts to enrage the neighborhood. After a few nights, people living near you decide that they don't have to live with the annoying thump of subs a few houses down. Before long, you and your subs are carried off and are subject to brutal, bloody, mob justice.

EDITED for Dream's wish - Overlord becomes an object of worship, but the existing foci of previous religions manifest themselves and are full of vendictive rage. People marvel as all of the freaky things from the Old Testament begin to happen. The irony is delicious, but the pain and sufferring are not quite so.


I wish that I had a 3-piece suit made of memory foam.

 

[|Overlord|]

i'm a religion >_> Vandels are gonna screw up my statues
---------------------------------------------------------
@Majin_you - Granted , you get you 3 piece suit made of memory foam. But then a chef while brining you out food to eat at your local restraunt that you purchased is spilt all over your suit (in this case a bottle of tomato sauce ) and is stained very badly. You have to sped ALOT of money just to get it cleaned and then you just keep it in your basement for when you pretend you work for the fbi (ALL ILUSIONS , ARE YOU ON DRUGS 0_O ??)

I wish that i knew the all ancient meaning of this world is , to die , to live , or to fail Miserablely

 

[Growler]

granted but you end up coding a program that crashes alot due to your lack of code knowlege

i wish i for ICE CREAM!!!! \o/

that was so dumb man.. If I knew how to code C++, than I wouldn't write crashing programs... wow, someone else corrupt my wish please. thank you.

anyway...
You know the ancient meaning, but OHH NOES! Its not what you expected at all. What the actual meanings are death, broken lightbulbs, and female extermination...

pfft...

 

[|Overlord|]

i'll corrupt it again then

granted , you learn how to code a program , after years of study you write a burning program but then get sued due to people using it for many ilegal things since it isn't coded very well and you are sentenced to 10yrs in jail since you lost the court case

meh , i can't think of a better way to corrupt the wish of a coder wanna be

i wish i could harness all the computer power in the world

 

[Silent_Bob]

You do, but because you have all that power someone comes along and lets of an EMP. Inside your head. As a result your watch stops working and you have no idea what time it, making you late to a date with a girl you've liked for ages, and then she hates you. Even your computer powers can't help you (though I seriously have no idea how they would help you in the first place).

I wish my poker table and chips would arrive already so I can get more money of Rocky87.

 

[Future_SSJGohan]

You get your wish but nobody will play with you

I wish terrorists would stop attacking innocent people

 

[Rocky]

They do but since nearly every person in the world is guilty of one crime or another, nothing changes.
(noble wish however I'm impressed)

I wish I knew if Silent Bob had bought 'his' poker table and chips so I would know if I had to pay him any money for my share (and for the record you only won a dollar off me, you'll pay >_<)

 

[|Overlord|]

you find out that he bought his poker table. He then calls you up and goes "come play poker with me". You get to the door to only find the place a mess with a foul stench and rat's crawling around the floor. Then you go to bob's garage to play poker and have drinks. After so many games you end up losing half the money you earned this week for working and silent bob laughs at you , but since your in a drunken outrage , You start to hit silent bob and then pas out after the third swing. You then awake the next morning to rats sitting infront of your face and eager to eat you , And silent bob has locked you in the garage. What will become of you know i wonder ? rat food or possible escape plan that you could pull out of your ass ?

I wish that various people in the world weren't blind to logic or didn't fail to see other views of issues

 

[L]

You become the only one.

I wish this thread was sticky'd , and proclaimed ESF Forum's official forum game! o/

 

[guest]

granted, but sum1 makes another RPGoptions game thread and that is proclaimed best thread ever, and corrupt wish is DELTETED! :O

I wish the world would end and all humans would feel terrible, slow, painful deaths