Corrupt a wish

[Kaination]

Farts now smell like roses... but roses smell like farts now :0

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I wish I could eat this cheese dip all day without getting any fat...

 

[Smeg]

Done but you're still ugly as hell.

I wish everything in this world was free

 

[|Overlord|]

Done but you're still ugly as hell.

I wish everything in this world was free

Granted, but then little kids begin fo find a lot of stuff in the parents bedrooms because it was all free. Since everything is now free, drugs are sold to children and the world get's drug ****ed.

I wish that all the gods would appear before my eyes.

 

[Jakut]

They did but they were 90 year old men with saggy tits and unshaved backs.

I wish roaches could talk.

 

[Godhand]

They did but they were 90 year old men with saggy tits and unshaved backs.

I wish roaches could talk.

They once had the abillity to , but it perished in the cold night, ever since that cruel incident.......

I wish I could fly.

 

[L]

You learn to fly but each time you fly, terrorist's kill the president.(you get assasinated after the 3rd)

I wish I lived in the naruto world.

 

[Mattman243]

You do, but everyone hates you and they kick you out of your village...

I wish aftermath was free...

 

[TehMuffinMan]

Your wish is granted, but its on 1 "buy one get every copy available" offer. your briefly mobbed and killed by a mass of greasy fanbois

I wish it wasnt so hot at my workplace

 

[Growler]

It's not so hot, but then it gets a little too cold and you long for warmth

I wish for more money!

 

[Ravendust]

We already have a Corrupt a Wish thread that hasn't died. Please keep wishes to that thread.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's not so hot, but then it gets a little too cold and you long for warmth

I wish for more money!

I find it highly unnecessary to have two identical threads active. Growler, please pay more attention when you are replying to threads.

Corrupt a wish... again .

- Closed.