Corrupt a wish

[Kaination]

You get a party... but its an apple party :|

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I wish I was skinny :0

 

[SA_Gohan]

You are, and life is great until you realize you've been turned into a stick man!

I wish I knew leet speak

 

[bapplebo]

You do, but you forget English.

I wish Goku was a pimp.

 

[SA_Gohan]

He is, but Chi chi kills him when she finds out about his sixteen other wives.

I wish I was leader of the Borg

 

[bapplebo]

You are.. but.. you start speaking Engrish with improper grammer (no idea what a borg is).

I wish Vegeta was a pimp!

 

[Silent_Bob]

He is...and seeing as how Pimp Vegeta is the best thing I've ever heard of, the only way I'll corrupt that is by saying you die.

I wish my brothers weren't so fest.

 

[Future_SSJGohan]

you get your wish, but since I dont no your brothers, you also die :O!!!!!.
I wish the ESF site would update more often

 

[Growler]

It updates more often, but only moderators can see it.

I wish I could get some more hours working this summer...

 

[SSJBardok]

You do but you work so much you get fatigated and you simply die.

I wish i had super saiyan powers.

 

[bapplebo]

You do, but when you use them, you get fatigued and die.

I wish my car could go broom - broom (yay no more pimps O_O)

 

[Rocky]

It goes Broom Broom, unfortunately thats all it does.

I wish I could return to a system of sleep at night and awake during the day rather than the reverse.

 

[Silent_Bob]

You can, but that means you're asleep at work and awake at home, which means you're able to get fired. And you also go blind, so you think that it's night time all the time, and sleep all the time. Standing up.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much last night. German bier is more potent than I thought, especially after drinking 2 and a half litres of it...

 

[Delusional]

You didnt drink as much, but the guy in the other bar drank 5 times as much and crashes into you on your way home!

I wish i had a job that payed minimum wage atleast, with a nice environment, and a great boss.
(Young, and in need of money)

 

[CM]

You get a high paying job. Unfortunately, it's prostitution. Same sex.

I wish I had an F-16 in my garage.

 

[suicidal_maniac]

You get a model of one in your garage.

I wish my pants were 10 sizes to big \o/

 

[Prozac]

you get a 10 sizes to big pants but it keeps slipping down your firm ass making you trip and break your nose

I wish jesus would make me a pizza

 

[suicidal_maniac]

Jesus makes you a pizza, but i deliver it to you (porn music in background)

I wish Prozac would break his nose to.

 

[Prozac]

Prozac breaks his nose and it falls off revealing his true identity
*takes sm into his neverland basement, where "nothing" will happen \o/

I wish I was

that person

 

[suicidal_maniac]

Me and you switch bodies and i rule the world in your place \o/

I wish i had an ass like Prozac.

 

[Cap J]

Granted but you have to keep it in a jar.

I wish that I had a better computer.