Corrupt a wish

[Kaination]

You don't wish.

I wish JoeJustJoe would stop trying to make uncorruptble wishes -_-

 

[Delusional]

Granted, you want to wish for evil butt raping monkeys...but they butt rape yoU!!


I wish i had a fish to wish upon!

 

[Kaination]

Dr. Suess comes and kills for that horrid rhymn :]

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I wish there was more peporoni's on this pizza

 

[Silent_Bob]

There are now so many pepperonis that it's more like having dough on a pepperoni base. But maybe you'd like that, you sick person you...

I wish my work didn't finish so late.

 

[|Overlord|]

granted , but due to your smaller hours you don'[t make as much money and the bank takes your house (then i welcome you to the streets and my other vairous fellow hobos)

i wish that i had the power

 

[Cap J]

Granted, but as you didn't specify what power you now have the power to clean toilets in 2 mins with your tongue.

I wish I had a plane ticket to anywhere that I wanted.

 

[Kasey]

you got the ticket but when you were on the plane it crashed. There were no survivors.

I wish i had every super power ever.

 

[Cap J]

You get all the superpowers but also every weakness that went with them and due to all of the weaknesses you can't even leave your bed otherwise you die.

I wish that I had a wallet that spawned £10 notes.

 

[Kasey]

You get the wallet but some one steals it from you and you will never find it.

I wish I was smarter.

 

[EncorE_SX]

I grant ur wish, but I don't seem granting ur wish, so ur grant is failed.

I wish that mine shoes were turbo shoes, and that with them I can run 10000000mph XD

 

[Kasey]

You get the shoes but run so fast that you can never stop and you run so fast that know one knows where you are so they can't help you.

I wish I was the strongest person ever.

 

[L]

You become the strongest person ever, but only for a fraction of a second while you are sleeping..

I wish I could hump any girl I ever wanted.. when ever I want...

 

[Cap J]

Granted but when you go to the first girl you find that the cost of the wish was that your penis is removed and used as a doorstop in third world countries, at the lack of it you kill yourself.

I wish I could see through time.

 

[Kaination]

you do, but being misunderstood you can only see through clocks.

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I wish i was able to do a kameh hameh ha in real life

 

[Delusional]

Granted, but you use it and it backfires, blowing you and your house up

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I wish people would stop making fun of me!!

 

[Cap J]

Granted, instead they take to hitting you.

I wish I had two sticks that I could start fires with.

 

[Delusional]

Granted, You get the two sticks, but you start a fire in your shoe and your foot needs to be amputated.

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My brother wishes today was the last day of school

 

[Cap J]

Granted but it's the first day of summer school.

I wish I had a babel fish in my ear.

(Original TV series is better)

 

[Silent_Bob]

You do...but seeing as how I don't know what a babel fish is, I think that it's the size of a Marlin. And now you have a Marlin in your ear. Try walking with that!

I wish I could play guitar as well as Gir/AxMan.

 

[Rocky]

You can, after Gir gets hit by a truck and loses both arms and Axman who I have no idea who it is, gets sent to jail for poisoning little children with sea monkeys and has guitar confiscated. You can play as good as a guy with no arms and one without a guitar

I wish I knew everything forum-related that has happened since the time I left and the time that I have returned...(thats now)