Corrupt a wish

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You get your lightsaber, but a foible soon follows. While first inspecting your lightsaber, you neglect to notice that the emitting end of it is pointed toward your body. When you activate the lightsaber, you are immediately injured as the blade moves through your viscera with ease.

I wish that I had a vial of concentrated scopolamine.
 
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If I knew what that was, then It'd help. But since I dont, you dont get it.

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I wish I had all my bracelets ;_; I lost em all.
 
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you find your bracelets in peaces on the floor and cry about your most treasured items

oh and rocky

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:eek: RandyHobo = Saiyan_Overlord :eek:
i just changed names (well majin_u changed my name at request)

i iwsh i knew why george bush is the american president
 
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You find out that discussing politics is forbidden by the AUP and you are subsequently struck down by Majin_You when he jams a vial of concentrated scopolamine down your esophagus.

I wish I had my very own F-18.
 
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Tassadar said:
You find out that discussing politics is forbidden by the AUP and you are subsequently struck down by Majin_You when he jams a vial of concentrated scopolamine down your esophagus.

I wish I had my very own F-18.
how is wishing i knew why envading the aup

granted but you crash it into a tree and die on your first flight

i wish i had an umbrella for rainy days
 
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You do, but as soon as you open it it gets blown away. And you then you catch pneumonia.

I wish I had better luck.
 
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you get better luck but after getting so much good luck everyone starts to hate you

i wish i had inner peace
 
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u earn a watch in which u can stop it and make it go again... one day u turned it off.... playing with sum girls... u drop it... u pick it up but it is all ****ed up... for the next 40 years u stand in solitary wasting away... when u finnaly return no one knows u and u die of solitude and starvation 4 years ago.
 
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damnit i keep forgetting...

I wish money wasnt an issue for my family.
 

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pam doesn't make a thousand wish's..

I wish stupid wish's didn't make attempted murder's on my thread..
 
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granted, but then you get banned... Idk why.. but you were.

I wish I could do a switch kickflip
 
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granted but on your first try you fracture you arm seriously and it get's very painful (ouch! must hert)

i wish Bill Gates was dead along with the rest of microsoft
 
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Your wish is granted, but due to the fact that your whole computer life has probably revolved around Windows, you become officially screwed.
 
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Bill Gates dies in a suspicious incident envolving a large stick and a giraffe, microsoft try to simulate the incident from data gathered from the crime scene and the ultimate crash happens, sending millions of electronical destroying electromagnetic pulses across the planet destroying every computer in existance, the world economy starts to collapse. The world as we know it comes to a stand still, soon there is anarchy on the streets, and you find yourself living in hole you dug in the ground with rain water and cardboard your only source of nurishment, as the people where you live have turned to cannibalism to survive. One night you are awaked my your next door neighbour nibbling on your crotch like a starving vulture. =0

I wish i had more time =\

ah **** smith posted before me -_-
 
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Smith| said:
Your wish is granted, but due to the fact that your whole computer life has probably revolved around Windows, you become officially screwed.
I also use linux you know :D

you think of a wish , and you wish that you were dead

i wish for a wooden spoon
 
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You get the wooden spoon. But because wooden spoons are pretty useless unless you can cook, you have no use for it. Seeing as how you can't use it because you can't cook, you end up just sitting in front of a table and staring at the wooden spoon that you put on that same table. How dull.

I wish that I didn't not know how to not let people confuse me.
 
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granted but then it's a new level of ultra confusion

i wish Zeronightmare Didin't steal my idea and get the credit for it
 
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Granted, but your comp explodes from too much power.

I wish I knew what I wanna wishing for...
 
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you end up wishing that you were never born and then you disappear in a cloud of smoke to hell with majin_you chopping your soul :p

i wish that stupid little dwarved kiddies wern't so bloody annoyying
 

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