64. You make cereal named ESF 1.3
65. You're planning to /sex it up.
66. You make a sacrifice, and call upon satan to give you 1.3. then he eats yew.
67. You make a time machine, go into the future, to find out... 1.3 stopped developing when satan took over the world... cause of YOU.
68. you bake pie for everyone in exchange for 1.3
(finally, i got teh sixty nine! /secks)
Dammit I used all of them... hm... I got it!
69. You know your overexcited for ESF 1.3 when you were mutliated as a baby, and you stayed inside for days on out waiting for it to come out. When they started showing released you started gettin horny and started raping kids, and you got caught. Eventually your face got published in the paper and your now known as the one, the only.
Brian Peppers.