501 Signs you are overexcited about ESF 1.3

[Ravendust]

24) You create threads called "wehn is 1.3 bien realesed?!?!?!?111ONE!".
25) You talk in all caps in 1.3 threads, and not because your ritalin supplies have run dry.
26) You apply for a beta tester position despite having no experience or references.
27) You have '1.3 rulzzzz' in your sig.
28) You offer up oral sex to team members in a vain hope of getting 1.3 early.
29) You offer up oral sex to moderation staff in a vainer hope of getting 1.3 early.
30) You name your child '1.3'.

 

[Future_SSJGohan]

31.) you check for updates every 5 minutes

 

[Killface]

32. when your signature says in large green letters "ESF 1.3!!!!!!!!!!" (looks at Future SSJ Gohan)

 

[Damaera]

33. Ravendust gets to eat your babies
34. You get to own the testers D:

 

[RavenTrunks]

15. You kill a beta tester and take there place.

o_o I did no such thing...

35. When you bug testers about giving you 1.3 content early.

 

[DragonDude]

36.) You realize that there probably will actually be 501 reasons by the time this thread dies.

 

[Fire Phoenix]

37. When you say to your mom "Mooooooom, I asked when 1.3 will be released and they won't tell meeeeeeeeee!"

 

[Kaination]

38. When people will go above 501 reasons in this thread. In less than a week

 

[Kasey]

37. When you say to your mom "Mooooooom, I asked when 1.3 will be released and they won't tell meeeeeeeeee!"

38. "That's ok honey. I'll buy you 1.3 cause your mommy's wittle boy."
39. You tell your family that for christmas/hanuka/kwanzaa/your birthday. That you want ESF 1.3
40. You answer every math problem in school with the same answer "1.3"

 

[Kaination]

41.) You think PI = 1.3

 

[Pain]

42. You try to bribe the team/testers into giving you 1.3 early.

 

[Kaination]

43. Your hair is exactly 1.3 inches long
44. So is 'you know what' ;_;
45. You murdered your own parents to be on the beta team, to find out they were kidding o_o

 

[Chakra-X]

46. You quit playing ESF until 1.3 comes out

 

[Kasey]

43)When you blow out your birthday candles you wish for 1.3
44) you fill out a job application and for your birthday you put 1.3
45)You have dreams about 1.3 being released
46)you realize that your goal in life is to plaly 1.3
47)you ask the worlds smartest computer when 1.3 is coming out
48)you cant sleep at night because you cant stop thinking about 1.3 coming out
49)you make forum games to pass time but they just make you think of 1.3 more
50) you read the link in Kama's sig thinking you'll become a beta tester.Kama>_< you owe me a position

 

[Kaination]

51. you carve 1.3 in your chest with a knife

 

[wheres_]

52.) You keep a folder with every single peice of 1.3 material ever released...




...:$

 

[Kaination]

53. You ask your math teacher "Whats 1 + 0.3?" just so you can hear him say, "Are you retarded? It's 1.3." Then, sometimes you run through the school naked yelling, "EARTHS SPECIAL FORCES!" in 9 different languages.

 

[TwisteR]

54. www.esforces.com is your home page.

 

[Smeg]

55. When you check you forums and see all the thread's asking "When is 1.3 coming out" you check the thread anyway but knowing full well that's it's going to be locked by pain.

56. When you create more thread's like this about 1.3 hoping for a different answer but it's always "It's done, when it's done."

 

[DragonDude]

57.) The ESF Forums are the first link on your Firefox Bookmarks Toolbar. D;