501 Signs you are overexcited about ESF 1.3

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58. When you check the website 10 times a day to see if it's been released
 
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55. When you check you forums and see all the thread's asking "When is 1.3 coming out" you check the thread anyway but knowing full well that's it's going to be locked by pain.
I actually do this

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57.) The ESF Forums are the first link on your Firefox Bookmarks Toolbar. D;


LOL...

59. Your in the force pit
 
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60. When you want to bash you're head against the wall several times because you don't have a credit card or visa to get into the forcepit.
 
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61. When you look like this
, you cut yourself, and you hate everyone in the world. Just because 1.3 isnt out yet.
 
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62. When you post pics of what appear to be punk girls spread eagle pointing towards their crotch.....
 
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63. When you track down masta & hold him at gun point :eek:.
 
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64. You make cereal named ESF 1.3
65. You're planning to /sex it up.
66. You make a sacrifice, and call upon satan to give you 1.3. then he eats yew.
67. You make a time machine, go into the future, to find out... 1.3 stopped developing when satan took over the world... cause of YOU.
68. you bake pie for everyone in exchange for 1.3

(finally, i got teh sixty nine! /secks)

Dammit I used all of them... hm... I got it!

69. You know your overexcited for ESF 1.3 when you were mutliated as a baby, and you stayed inside for days on out waiting for it to come out. When they started showing released you started gettin horny and started raping kids, and you got caught. Eventually your face got published in the paper and your now known as the one, the only.
Brian Peppers.
 
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DragonDude said:
57.) The ESF Forums are the first link on your Firefox Bookmarks Toolbar. D;
hah!

71. You try to doubletab in common fps games because you're so used to it
 
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73. When you disregard all life and trial Muff's 1.3 Muffin suprise :O
 
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1 ask ur IQ tester about if ur IQ is at 1.3 or not
2 write ur name on ur final exam as esf1.3
3 staty after school for 2 and a half hour just practise writing esf1.3 in cursive
4 start making ur own esf shirt
5 asking every one in ur school if they play esf, and spend the entire lunch time to explain wat is esf
6 dreaming ur self is ssj2goku in class and get send to principal's office]
7 spending 12 hour straigh look for esf MP3 files
8 dress like gohan ussj3 on halloween day( even thou ur custom cost like 300 bucks)
9 screaming esf1.3 when u are having sex with ur girl friend.
 
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75. When you haven't got time to read through all these reason's because you're too busy checking the main page for the 1.3 release
 
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Crash Override said:
1 ask ur IQ tester about if ur IQ is at 1.3 or not
2 write ur name on ur final exam as esf1.3
3 staty after school for 2 and a half hour just practise writing esf1.3 in cursive
4 start making ur own esf shirt
5 asking every one in ur school if they play esf, and spend the entire lunch time to explain wat is esf
6 dreaming ur self is ssj2goku in class and get send to principal's office]
7 spending 12 hour straigh look for esf MP3 files
8 dress like gohan ussj3 on halloween day( even thou ur custom cost like 300 bucks)
9 screaming esf1.3 when u are having sex with ur girl friend.
Um, a little late..Yes?

76. When you look in your text book, and see that it is chapter 1, section 3 (1.3), you become aroused.
 
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If you add it up correctly it actually comes to 83...

84. You start conspiricy theories about 1.3 not actually existing and all screens just being Photoshop edits.
85. You laugh out loud when your shopping comes to £13.00.
86. You claim thirteen as your 'lucky number'.
87. You fill in a lottery ticket, with all 6 numbers comprised of 1's and 3's.
 
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88. You go into hibernation to wait for ESF to come out.
89. You have wet dreams of ESF1.3
 
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90. When you're friends keep asking you when its out and you keep replying "It's done, When it's DONE!"
 
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91. When you check ESF while on school, then the teacher warns you so you close the browser...and when he doesnt check, you go to esforces.com again...

*raises hand* :p
 
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92. When you read through every post in a thread, hoping for pictures of 1.3 in action.
 

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