501 Signs you are overexcited about ESF 1.3

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Well...because these forums can use a game of some kind...I tought I would make the famous..."Signs" game...or "501 things to do..." whatever you want to call it...

You are over excited when...

1...You start asking people in you class..."When does ESF 1.3 come out?"
2...You keep smashing the Z button in ESF 1.2 because you think you can go ssj2
3...You start dashing around people telling you are trying out the new ADV. Melee system.
4...You keep refreshing the esforces.com page in the hope they release ESF 1.3 early
5...You try to hack the forums to get into the Force Pit for free because you are broke
6...You take a flamethrower, point it at someone and say you are trying to do Trunk's flamethrower attack
 
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7) You make a thread entitled "501 Signs you are overexcited about ESF 1.3".
 

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You stare at the unreleased model's for ESF 1.3 for over an hour.
 
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9. when you answer every thread and take into account the title of the thread, when it is about 1.3
 

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10. You post in a thread named "501 Signs you are overexcited about ESF 1.3".
 

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11. ignoring people that have glasses and talk about esf in school
 
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12. You actually play ESF inteam vs. bots instead of playing 1.2.3 online
 
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DJ-Ready said:
12. You actually play ESF inteam vs. bots instead of playing 1.2.3 online
ya know, to be fair, we ARE testing it when we do that ;P
 
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13.) You change your name to Earl Stanwell Forgerston, the 1.3rd.
 
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YOu go through McDonalds drive threw and order "ESF 1.3 beta with cheese"
 
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16. You bug the team/testers about "putting in the good word for you" for a testing position, when there are no spots. /me looks at Mccdbz5 >_>
 
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17. When you make 2 or more threads in one month, asking when 1.3 is going to be finished, while deserving a straight shot to the 'nads.
 

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18.You get 'chills' down your spine when you see "ESF 1.3"
 
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19. You print out a picture of 18 and tape it to your girlfriends head while you make love to her.
 
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20. Call the police and tell them someone stole your ESF 1.3 and hope that they find someone with it and give it to you.
 
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21.) you do naughty things to yourself while looking at the new models.
 
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Kaination said:
21.) you do naughty things to yourself while looking at the new models.
22. You make stupid replies in stupid threads.^^ im kidding.
22) YOu get mad at the n00bs who ask "wehn is 1.3 bien realesed?!?!?!?111ONE!" because they remind you that your beloved 1.3 is not yet out and is still in development.
 
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23) You crap your pants when you think of ESF 1.3. Figured I'd get that one outta the way.
 

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