500 Things Goku Would Never Say

[Ravendust]

^ LOL ^

Goku: "Let's burn down the orphanage!"

Goku: "Sure, you can go, i'm almost certain that even your icy heart will melt in time. Just kidding, you die now." *stomp*

Goku: "Oi you fackin' slaaaag, whats your game then eh? Fink you're 'ard? Come on then ya' great dozy facker!"

Goku: "Actually i've always liked Oolong."

 

[Sentient]

Goku: "Trunks.. i have to tell you something.. I AM actually your father.. Bulma and i had this thing back on namek.. just don't tell Chi-Chi... she just doesn't understand me... *sob*"

Goku: "FREEZA!!! Why'd you have to kill krillin!!?? HE STILL OWED ME 10 DOLLARS!!!!"

Goku: "You know what.. i'll just fly over snakeway.. "

 

[ZeroNightmare]

Android 18: And this one time .... at Android camp...

 

[sub]

*Chi chi yells at goku*

Goku: Woah woman. You better check your tone and use your inside voice, or i'll put you outside.

o_o

 

[Nixation]

Goku: "I have a massive erection"

 

[|Overlord|]

goku : "i am the prince of all saiyans"

Vegeta: "HEY DON'T SEAL MY TITLE , DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH YOU MARTAR ?"

 

[clen]

Goku: LUKE! I am your father
Luke: I thought Darth Vader was my father
Goku: Sry i messed up *clears throat ..... Luke I Ate your father

 

[SuperDragonFist]

Goku points at krillin.

Goku: "Get in my belleh!"

 

[jp]

Goku: "I have a massive erection"

Keep it clean please :S


Goku : Okay punk, gimme your lunch money!



Goku : I just HATE humanity.

 

[Strykor]

Goku: I should really take this pinapple out of my ass X)

 

[Growler]

Frieza...: HAHA, I have over 1 million powerlevel!
Goku: Damn dude, you've been workin out?

 

[Sadner]

*Freeza kills Krillin*
Goku: I......wont let you.......get away....with THIS!! URGH!!!
Freeza: uhh...yes you will >_>..
Goku: hmmm..mkay..

 

[Judge]

enough with the sexually frustrated jokes.. and I mean that..

Goku: I hate you with all my heart gohan...

 

[Gonadz]

Goku:"Nappa?"
Nappa:"What!?"
Goku: "I wish my tail grew, so i could stick it up ur....."

Your avatar > all o/

Anyway pfft jesus long time since i watched this series but here goos nothing

Goku: "Ohno, flying with golden radius and firing planet destroying energy beams from the palms of my hands runs in the family."

 

[KidMan]

*in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber*
Goku: Gohan you must train harder
Gohan: But Daddy
Goku: *back hands him* DON"T SASS ME BOY!

Mr. Popo: Hello Goku. What brings you up here?
Goku: I've sold you into slavery

Goku: Vegeta... Do you ever wonder if Chi-Chi and Bulma had a thing?

Goku: *points to Goten* I shall call him... Mini-me!

Goku: Chi-Chi I have to tell you something. I'm *** and I've decided to join the Ginyu Force. We are going on the road to sing. Our band is called "Obvious"

Goku: Ka-me-ha......mi...mo...ma... Damnit.... How did that go again?

Goku: Vegeta you are the prince of all sayins, so can i be your "love slave?"

 

[jp]

Goku : "foolish little brother..." to raditz,

Goku : I'm sooo gonna get a NEW haircut!

 

[Growler]

Goku: now where did that damn cloud get off to...?

 

[.Maze]

Goku: Hey Vegeta can you lend me your Golden Watch and your Spandex Pants?"

 

[Strykor]

Goku: Hey Krillin
Krillin: Yo?
Goku: WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT CHI-CHI?! *Kiblasts to hell*

Goku: Yarg! Thar she blows! The great - White - Whale...

Goku: I'm fasting for a month because of lent.

Frieza: YOU STUPID MONKEY!!
Goku: Oh come on, you silly head, just because I taped over your favorite film, no need to get in a big fuss
Frieza: But I like gone with the wind X(

 

[.Maze]

Vegeta: Hey Goku wanna fight till the End now too see whos stronger and finish our Fate once and for all.

Goku: Nah not now, maybe tomorrow cause i just let the Bubble Bath in.

Vegeta: You use Banana or Vanilla Aroma ?

Goku: None of them, I use Strawberry