*Freeza kills Krillin and makes him go bye-bye with "bald-hand-up-and-explode-object technique"*
Frieza: Hahahahaaaa!
Goku: NO! You've gone too far freeza, AAAAAAAAH! *PEWF!* *goes ssj*
Frieza: What!? It can't be, is he a super saiyajin?
Goku: What? Super Saiyans are foolish!
Frieza: That's my line!
Goku: Oh, my bad...
Frieza: *sigh* stupid monkey...
Goku: *sigh* homosexual lizard...
*Goku has just got back from summer vacation and it's back to work with a new set of characters, and once again, a new saga*
Goku: I wonder if the re-runs kept the fans anticipated, anywho, let's check out the plot
*Goku goes over to the directors table and picks up the "script".
Goku: Ah, "A new source of android power is roaming the earth. Former Red Ribbon General and Professor, Dr. Gero is currently building androids capable of eternal energy and massive strength. Goku inherites a virus while putting up a good fight against android 19, and will be kept out of action while the remainding earth defenders fight off the first batch of androids "19, and 20".
Goku: OMFGBBQWTFCOPTEROHNOESDISBEBULLCRAP! I get a virus!? I come back from Cancoon for a Virus!?
*Goku reads on*
"Just as it looks as if it's getting worse, an unfriendly face shows up and makes a special Appereance! Vegeta will say "It is I, the great VEGETA!" and go on babbling about how he trained so much on a astroid that will never exist and is no where near capable of holding 400xs earth gravity. He will transform into a super saiyan after his prince-like speach and PEWF put a whooping on android 19!"
Goku: WTF! Vegeta, no way!
*Goku skips through scenes to the end of the saga where they fight cell.*
Goku: Ah, the good part... wait... WTF, I QUIT! GOKU DOESN'T QUIT! WTF IS THIS!
*He continues to read on*
"Gohan steps in and gets the shyt beat out of him untill cell crushes Android 16's head. He grows into an ascended saiyan, also known as super saiyan two!"
Goku: This just keeps getting worste and worst, first i get a virus, then I
quit, then... i'm outpowered by my son who hasn't even reach puberty!? They got me to agree with him headbutting Raditz, but now this! It's going on way to far!
*Reads on again*
"Goku steps into battle just as Cell is about to blow himself up along with the entire planet, he transports cell to King Kai's planet and all three blows up to smitherines"
Goku: Oh, good, now I'm an Iraqi suicide soldier? I wanna see the story-writer!
*Reads on to the last 3 sentences*
"Thus, Gohan defeats cell with the help of his desesed father goku, earth will remain safe once again."
Goku: This is bull*beep*... I can't believe this *beep* Where's the board of directors, This is the worst peice of *beep* I ever heard in my *beep* up life! *Beep* this, I QUIT! You all don't pay me enough!
