500 Things Goku Would Never Say

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Chi-Chi: Dinner is ready dear!

Goku: I'm not hungry!


and keep it funny xD
 
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Goku: "I give up"

Or does he?
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<.<

Oh, wait.... funny? ummm

Goku: "ROFLCOOKIES"
 
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Goku: Hey Vegeta wanna watch an LoveStory DVD ? :p
 

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Goku : Damn chi chi, you cooking skillz stink! :p
 
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Chi Chi: Goku?
Goku: Hm?
Chi Chi: What is 4 times 34?
Goku: 136.
 
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Goku: Hey Gohan since you are now an Adut, how about we go into an StripClub to show you where Real Men stay during the day, when their Wifes think thez are Fighthing for the Universe. :p
 
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Goku: Kakarot!!!! Wait...what?

Goku: It's ok, i'm on a diet.

Gohan: Daddy, can you help me with my homework?
Goku: I am undecided, as my previous experiences with arithmatic have led me to refrain from partaking in any academic endeavours.
 
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Goku:"Nappa?"
Nappa:"What!?"
Goku: "I wish my tail grew, so i could stick it up ur....."
 
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Goku: I think i'll skip training today and play some games instead.

Goku: Pass me that salad.

Frieza: Please...please...spare me...
Goku: No.
 
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Vegeta: goku, I'm new to this, can you go easy on me?

Goku: No, you know you like it rough *****!

Vegeta: OH YES YES!

Goku: WHOS UR DADDY *****!?!!?

Vegeta: YOU ARE!! OH YEA!!!

Goku: I love this new budokai 3 game, ur so hawt in it, look at ur tight ass...oh yea..
 

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Goku : Gohan you go study right now!

Gohan : But dady I wanna train!

Goku : KAMEHAMEHA!!!
 
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Gohan: Dad! I can't keep this up! I don't have enough power

Goku: Your mom doesn't have enough power
 

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Goku : That's it! that does it! this planets history!

Vegeta : wtf? that's my line!

Goku : Kamehameeee!!!

Cell : ha, if he would blast from there he would atomize the earth

Vegeta : no! not like this!

Gohan : I know, he will do instant transmission! and then blast cell from close!

Cell : hahaaa! that won't work... huh? wtf?

Goku : HAAAAAA!!!!

Vegeta/gohan/cell : crap.. -_-

And thats how DBZ should have ended. :p
 

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Goku: What the F***?! Stop Hacking!
Goku: Woo I'm soo horney! Vegeta, can you do me a favour!?
 
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Goku: All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.

Goku: [Insert description of trigonometric functions here]
 
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Vegeta: Kakarot, you clown! Get out of my way! I don't care how powerfull you are, I'm still the strongest!
Goku: You're right, I give up.
 
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Goku: You can do it gohan!! Release all of your power!! I KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING BACK!!

Gohan: But dad, I can't!

Goku: oh, ok, thats cool then too.
 

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