500 Things Goku Would Never Say

[Iyce Da Kidd]

Goku: Aw look, a 3 eyed freek, a 4 foot monk, a short guy who never been disciplined and hopes to overpower me, a green guy with pointy ears and antennas, a guy who was beat up as a child and was left with scars on his face, and i go to an old guys house everyday and talk about absolutely nothing! I must've grew up a geek through my behind the scenes teenage years.

 

[Gaara]

Goku : Gohan you go study right now!

Acturly, goku ask gohan to study once, or he agree with chichi thad he should go... in the episode, "memory of Gohan" Chichi says to gohan

Chichi: Gohan go study
Gohan: But, mom
Goku: Gohan u should do as ur mother says
*Chichi and krillin TOTALY FLIP out, and think thad goku is sick*

---------------------------Thing Goku would never say---------------------------------
Goku: OMG, i gotta save the earth.
Goku: Kaaaaa..... meeeeee..... haaaaaaa...... um, *Yell: HEY GOHAN, I FORGOT THE REST*

 

[Ravendust]

Gotenks: Random-string-of-adjectives Punch! (*hits Buu with a regular punch*)

 

[Kaination]

During GT series:

Chi chi (in bed): Goku... your height isnt the only thing thats gotten smaller *sigh*

 

[~`Orochi`~]

Vegeta : TAKE THIS KAKAROT! *GALICK GUN FIRE!!!1!*

Goku: Pfft....*Hadouken!*

 

[Gunship]

Vegeta:Is there any last words Kakarot?
Goku:........
Vegeta:well?
Goku:........
Vegeta:well?
Goku:........
Vegeta:COME ON?
Goku:all yor base r blong 2 us!
Vegeta:what?
(a banana falls on vegetas head)
Goku:all yor base r blong 2 us!all yor base r blong 2 us!all yor base r blong 2 us!all yor base r blong 2 us!all yor base r blong 2 us!all yor base r blong 2 us!
all yor base ..........
(Vegeta blows up)

and the second one
Vegeta:I WILL RULE THE GALAXY!!!11ONEZ
Goku:err what was i ment to say
Vegeta: not if i can help it
goku:aa yes. NOT IF I CAN HELP IT
Vegeta:Goku
Goku:what
Vegeta:shut up i knew we shuld of hired that monkey to be goku

 

[jp]

Goku: Vegeta... you know, I allways admired you, you are my big hero, my prime example!

Vegeta: huh? what the hell are you talking about!?

Goku: Just the way you behave, your attitude, your pride, even that suit of yours.. I wished I could be more like you.

Vegeta: good god! go away! your scaring me!

Goku: No! please, I want you to teach me! please vegeta show me the way of a true saiyan.

Vegeta: that's it, i'm outta here! and stop hugging my leg!!!

 

[KidMan]

OMG! >.< SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! *Must change pants from the pee stains!*

 

[jp]

Goku : Damnz, I forgot how to do my kamewhatever thingy... can anyone help me?

Krillin: oh for Pete's sake! did you forgot it AGAIN!?




Goku: *tries to transform into ssj* aaaAAHH!!!

Freeza: omg what is that!? *points to somewhere*

Goku: *looks back* where? what?

Freeza fingerlazer > Goku

 

[Devion]

Goku points at Goten and says: "I shall call him, Mini-Me."

 

[Ravendust]

What if DBZ and ESF were contingent universes?

Goku: Vegeta! Put on this earring so we can fuse!
Vegeta: lol that not how u play
Goku: Dammit Vegeta i'm serious! Buu's gonna be here any second
Vegeta: lmao ther no fusion stop talkin start fightin lol
Goku: We can't beat him like this! Take the goddamn earring!
Vegeta: u r a total n00b use ure melee
Goku: He's nearly here!
Vegeta: lmao bai
-Vegeta disconnected-
Buu: An hours up!
Goku: Well...****.