*Goku returns from Snake Way in the Great Saiyaman saga where they are meeting up at the world tournament. He meets the gang and stumbles across a few new cast members*
Goku: Hey gang!
All: *Hey goku! Good to have you back*
Goku: Good to be back guys! *His eyes shift downwards and notices that Chi-Chi has a small figure hiding behind her*
Goku: Hey Chi-Chi, who's that?
Chi-Chi: He's your son, our little boy...
Goku: OMGWTFBBQCOPTER! For f*** sake he doesn't even look like me!
Chi Chi: Well, he IS your son.
Goku: Prove it!
*two weeks later the gang is sent to Chicago for the Maury Povich show*
Maury: Hi and welcome to our special show! Today we have bought back a former guest, Chi-Chi! After 14 paternity tests for her first born Gohan, she is sure that Goku is the father of the 7 year old goten as well. Isn't this true double Chi?
Chi-Chi: Yes it's true, I mean look at him, he looks just like his father!
*Crowd agrees and random cheers and whistling are spreading across the stage*
Maury: Well, they do have resemblance, but here's what goku had to say before the show.
*Previously recorded video starts*
Goku: Maury, I'm here to let you and the whole world know that Goten is NOT my baby! I mean, look at it, he doesn't even look like me! Chi-Chi has multiple s.p's and everyone on our 2 resident Island knows it!
*tape cuts*
Maury: Here's goku!
*random boo's are heard*
Goku: Yeah, Whateva, Whateva I do what i want!
Maury: The test results are in, and when it comes to Chi-Chi's 7 year old son Goten... Goku, you ARE NOT the father!
*crowd cheers*
Maury: In fact, this young child belongs to the saiyan rebel Turles that you said you "killed" in one of those movies a long long time ago! See, I told you letting your enimes go will come and bite you in the butt!
Goku: SEE SEE, I told you! I want my child-support back biash!