Real beauty is skin deep... OMG TEH PIX THREAD!

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This picture then is just for sub. It is me on a Montauk Bluff staring out to the Atlantic Ocean...Well...the back of my head is for this picture.
 
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I printed this out and wrote "#1 SON" underneath it in big bold letters. It was my Mother's Day gift this past year. For some background, I have 3 other brothers, but she still decided to hang this up in the house, and it's still there.

 
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Is that pic old

It looks old

Or you look super young
 
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me looking good in a suit

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Damn that hair! So fine.

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Damn that hair...looking so fine.
 

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must...not...be...an...ass...hole...
 

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oh okay then i may as well just go for it


brush your goddamn hair holy shit do you own a fedora
 
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I had already brushed it twice that day. It was ******* windy outside. I do own a fedora actually. I don't wear it though, it's an antique from the 30's.

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As you can see my hair is fluffy all the time.
I think I had some sort of product in it the in the first one.
 

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GODDAMMIT I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU FABULOUS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT ASS-HOLE



ALSO WHAT THE **** IS THAT ON YOUR CHIN GODDAMMIT WHY


YOU ARE A DECENT LOOKING PERSON WHO CAN LOOK FLY AS **** WITH JUST A FEW MODIFICATIONS I AM TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE I AM SO GODDAMN FABULOUS I WILL BLEED IT ONTO YOU GODDAMMIT


you aren't wearing skinny jeans, so that's a +1 and a good start. you also don't wear your fedora, so we're +2 this is good. if you wanna keep longer hair get it trimmed about an inch and a half and thin it out a bit, or do about 2 inches all around and keep your layers (I keep my layers because I'm sexy like that) then shave the pubes off your chin and you'll be looking fly as ****

you don't have an ugly face so don't hide it! long hair is easy and fun but if it's wavy like that it's nigh impossible to maintain and retain a nice look. now go out my child and receive the ****** you crave


or penis if that's your thing, no judgement here. either way i will guide you to get the crotch you seek
 
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Eon the way that rant ended...sounded like it should be from the boondock saints.... "And we will send you to what ever god you wish"

AND I SHALL SEND YOU TO ANY CROTCH YOU WISH.

And F*cking we shall be
For me my lord...for me
blood hath descended forth to my pants
So That my peen may swiftly carry out my perv plan
So I shall come a river forth to thee
and teeming with ***** shall it ever be

In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti


I really want to figure out a better ending than the normal....its a pray in works





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_VRHe4OxtM
3:16 in...for reference
 
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I see Eon is still raged cause he can't grow any real form of facial hair himself.
 

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no i got Lasik surgery because I'm lazy and don't want to look like a greasy neckbearded goon
 

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after all these years and you still rock that glorious chinstrap god bless you opty
 

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that's a pretty dumb article and you're pretty dumb for posting it
 
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I'm sorry, this is a Man conversation only. You're like Samson from the Bible, except you got rid of the source of your strength for absolutely no reason.
 
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opti you look so handsome sexy

congrats on your engagement <3
 

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