Corrupt a wish

[Dark Templar]

Granted, you are bruce lee you killed allot of man and you never died but the hunted you down and over powered but you are to strong and you cant get killed the captured you and trowed you in to jail 200 years

i wish i was an Saiyen with the strengt to get ssj6 and destroy the earth

 

[Growler]

you achieve ssj6, but you also change into a cartoon, making you fake, therefore making you not real... which sucks, cause then you only have 1/2 an hour on weekdays to show your elite strength.

I wish to get a high score on my S.A.T's

 

[Half-Unit]

You get a perfect score on your S.A.T. Unfortunately, your high school deems you 'special' and gives you the Stupid - Ass Test. A higher score makes you less eligible for college and more eligible for mental institutions.

I wish someone with a better grasp of the English language would corrupt my wishes.

 

[Chang Wufei]

eventually someone with a better grasp of the english language does..but then some noob admin bans him and uncorrupts it ...

i wish someone would currupt my wish..


HAH BEAT THAT!?!?!?! >_<!

 

[Daniel]

Instead of currupting your wish, they instead turn you into Richard Simmons

I wish to not have a wish

 

[Growler]

well, that wish was so confusing to the Wish-Granter that they threw a lightening bolt at you cause they were annoyed.

I wish I would win the PRIZE!

 

[Daniel]

You do win a prize, an all-expenses paid trip to... where ever it is Americans Hate going.

I wish Growlers Custom User Title was real :laff:


Dj^Swift's one is better

 

[Suh Dude]

Growler has won RavenDust's daily hot dousage meat in your mouth contest. Enjoy Growler. >.<

I wish Fatal was my brother.. O_O

 

[Half-Unit]

Fatal is your brother... and by brother I mean identical evil twin. He uses your name to make wildly popular, amateur male on male porn flicks and puts them on the Internet for a $2.00 fee. Soon, a police officer "confiscates" one of the videos to discover that one of the participants is below the age of consent, and YOU get arrested for statutory rape. Speaking of rape, prisoners familiar with "your" work are particularly 'friendly'.


I wish I could harness the power of wind.

 

[bapplebo]

(i wished that too one day O_O)

Granted, but when you have nightmares, you cause over 9k whirlwinds to affect the world at the same time.

I wish there were more Australian ESF servers..

 

[Chang Wufei]

granted they are..but theyre all EVM <_<

i wish i was even cooler then i am now (by cool i mean hip)

 

[L]

I wish Fatal was my brother.. O_O

How touching, http://sonicsaysyousuck.ytmnd.com/

You become kakashi for a day, and when you need to tinkle, you go out into the bush and realise why he's been depressed latelly >;o

I wish you would laugh at these :d http://vadercrisp.ytmnd.com/ http://mgfox.ytmnd.com/

 

[Cap J]

Granted but people laugh so hard that they die and can no longer post here.

I wish that my fish wanted boiled eggs.

 

[bapplebo]

They do, but since they're too big for the fish, they die. Then a evil bunneh with a shotty comes and shoots j00.

I wish people were people, and clouds were clouds.

 

[Jakut]

people are people and clouds are clouds but since people are so dumb they think of clouds as a threat and start Nukeing them and in the end they all die of radiation.

I wish that dirt was clean.

 

[Rocky]

A scientist invents a machine to purify dirt, all over the world dirt is magically transformed into a clean substance which is now called un-dirt, the material is praised worldwide. With its popularity booming, un-dirt runs for Supreme Ruler of the Universe, it wins by a landslide as its opponent, soil, is unloved. Months into un-dirts rule, it shows its true colours by enslaving all of humanity and forcing us humans to fertlise plants all over the planet, however humans make poor fertiliser and the world withers and dies.

I wish corruptions had more thought placed into them than "you get your wish...then die!"

 

[Growler]

Corruptions of wishes now consist of more than "you get your wish, then die!" But then it explodes and you die.

I wish the summer wasn't going by so fast :/

 

[Jakut]

Summer didn't go by so fast but since it was soo long everyone got bored and tired, oh and after whitch it exploded and u died XD

I wish to be roadkill XD

 

[Half-Unit]

You get hit by a pickup truck in Kentucky and become roadkill.......... er, sans the 'kill' part. The hillbilly who ran you down scrapes your half dead body off the road and flops it into the back of his pickup truck. When he gets you to his home in the hills, he nurses you back to what he loosely refereed to as 'riding health'. In a few weeks, you wake up only to find yourself naked with your limbs securely fastened via ropes to a four-post bed. You look to your right and see the hairiest, sweatiest full-frontal nudity scene that could only have been conceived in a nightmare. What happens next will make you wish I said "and you die".

I wish I could corrupt wishes without having to wish for anything.

 

[Future_SSJGohan]

You get your wish, but since you did not ask for one, we can proceed.

I wish that my sister will come safely from Jordan .