Corrupt a wish

[Growler]

She does but then some people in Jordan didn't like the fact that someone made it safely out of their country so they sent hitmen after her and she got blowed up.

I wish I didn't get layed off... again.

 

[L]

You don't get laid off, but keeping you're 'job' you don't have much time to model, and you're skill's remain the same forever.

I wish I was a moderator on these forum's.

 

[bapplebo]

Granted, but all the other users become moderators since they beg for it...

I wish a hobo a day keeps the doctor away.

 

[|Overlord|]

your'e looking at one

Granted , i keep the doctor away , but then all the doctor's patients end up dieing and the doctor is takien to court for ignoring his job as the many families of loved ones sue. When he uses "This RandyHobo kept me away from my job" then no one belives him as it is seen as just some thought up excuse. When i get up on the stand I testifiy against him and say that the money that took me forever to get for flu shots that never happened. After that and many pleas given by various others , the doctor in then sentenced to death. Bye bye Doctor =p

I wish falling in love wasn't so dam hard

 

[bapplebo]

Granted, but now everybody has a loved one, and there's no one left...

I wish W was pronounced 'Wooo'..

 

[|Overlord|]

granted but people get so sick of such words and names like "woooner" , "woooanker" and "wooohinger" (guess which words i "woooed")

I wish That my name wasn't Roland as it's very uncommon and people may mistake me for another so called Roland (roll to another land , keep rolling , iv'e heard it all before ).

 

[bapplebo]

Graned, but now it is Bob the Slob.

I wish I was teh stickyed.

 

[Jakut]

You got stickied but after that everyone started to call u and attention whore and then some jelous bum hacked u and blew up ur PC.

I wish i had a 10 MB connection.

 

[|Overlord|]

you get your 10mb connection but you go with a crappy isp giving you constant head ache pain whenever you use the internet

I wish I could find my true love

 

[bapplebo]

You do, but it is someone elses true love, and then a massive pwnage fight begins, and j00 win, but your true love dies ;_;.

I wish H4RRY P077ER was a real book.

 

[Growler]

H4RRY P0773R Is a real book, but since kids keep making fun of me, i mean... it, it was changed to Harry Potter.

I wish that I didn't have to rate Bapplebo's post a 1/10.
( :warning: Oh ya, off the record... I also wish kids didn't spoil the damn book :warning: )

 

[|Overlord|]

granted but then they move on to spoiling Movie plots

I wish that the world wasn't so big.

 

[DiebytheSword]

It isn't, but you find out that the change is metophorical as you are thrown into a sparsly populated mental sanitarium.

I wish for that which you cannot guess.

 

[DragonDude]

Somebody guesses it.

=D

I wish TigerDirect would hurry up and send me that damned ethernet card I ordered already.

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted , but it is a faulty product that gives you a headache & you can't return it because you lost your reciept =p

I wish That I was The strongest person on This planet.

 

[VeGeTTo]

U r but you find out that U r the strongest for 1 secs and after that all you vital signs
begin to fail and U begin to bee a mess

i wish nappa wold be *** with vegeta

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted , Nappa and vegeta fall in love with each other , but jue to certain polices of working for frezia , frezia decides to pwn them both for breaking part of the policy

I wish I was Smarter then the average bear

 

[bapplebo]

You are, but now you're dumber than the TOP bear (since you asked for average)

I wish pens had magic abilities to let you fly and do all kinds of wacky stuff.

 

[PowerRanger]

Pens do have magic abilities to let you fly and do all kinds of wacky stuff,but unfortunately they'll also poke out your eyes...

I wish I had something decent to wish for.

 

[Kurt`]

You come up with something, but it's to be reborn as the kid in your avatar.

I wish people who were technology-illiterate were unable to post computer-related stuff.