Corrupt a wish

[KarrdeKNR]

You get said skill, but in the end, it is of little use as he just bansabers your monkey ass anyway ;P Hot plasma where the sun don't shine, ya know?

I wish the Karrderlake were a real music sensation ;P

-Karrde-

 

[jp]

And they are, only the problem is you get deaf by their loud music =P

I wish i had the true christsmass spirit

 

[[SAS]Orion]

you do, but it's not christmas =P

i wish I could become super good looking!

 

[Synth]

You become super good looking, but a psycho stalks you into a dark alley one day.

I wish for everyone to get drunk on New Years Day. (ruin that)

 

[jp]

You might wish.... but every alcohol company gets over run by mad dogs, and they all get rabies..... so no distribution of alcohol..

I wish to have lots of fun!

 

[LynX7654]

But with lots of fun you get into depression

I wish I had turtle

 

[jp]

You get a turtle... but you give it wrong food (bubble gum) so it dies...

I wished i had a Dolby suround thing!!!

 

[LynX7654]

But its too loud and hurts your eares.

I wish I had mine own company

 

[Deman]

woops too slow!

You do make your own company, however, a larger corporate giant buys you out and forces you to work in a small cubicle day in and day out for miniscule pay.

I wish I could have broadband again!

 

[[SAS]Orion]

you get broadband, but with AOL!

I wish for a mega cookie!

 

[Jesus]

you have your mega cookie, and it grows infinately to suit your greed, however it still expands in yout stomach >;0

i wish i had the skill to be more random than i already am dishwasher....

 

[Gonadz]

You get your mega cookie... Then get eaten by the MEGAULTIMAEXTREME Cookie monster 3000

I wish i had a pillow.

 

[Synth]

You get the pillow, but it has drool stains all over it

I wish I could be the guy who gets to kill Osama Bin Laden

 

[Deman]

Hwo, you do get Mr. bin Laden. Congratulations, you are a hero! Oh wait, no your not, extremest liberal sissies took over America while you were faring in the middle east. And guess what? You get to experience the same bull**** we put the Vietnam Veterans through. I'm sorry.

I wish I could better my sleeping habits.

 

[Jesus]

you can write better fan fiction, but you become more nad more engrossed until you spend your days dressed as rogue and talking with a southern accent. and you try to drain your secks partners mutant powers o_0


i wish i could find my master of puppets cd.

 

[.Maze]

You find youre Master of Puppets CD, but its totally scratched and unplayable.

I wish i had an Mc Donalds near my House, so i dont have to drive so far everytime

 

[Jesus]

your macdonalds is now so close, that you actually use less energy walking there, than you did driving to the other one, so you get totally obese and die from eating too many "£3.99 heart attack in a box" meals.


i wish i had a poncho (random >;0 )

 

[imported_KelesK]

You get your poncho but it is full of holes and covered in blue-green algae

I wish Cuc would activate his ban saber the wrong way and impale himself leaving the Forumscant open to whomever is the next strongest, mwahahaha

 

[Synth]

Cucumba accidently commits bushido, which leaves Hwoarang to dominate all who oppose F:C

I wish Cucumba would judge my fight against Kelesk.

 

[Deman]

Woot, congrats Hwo, your round was judged and you were deemed winnar! But a couple cleverly photoshopped pictures of you and Mr. Pickle in a few "risque" positions provided by KelesK gets you explled from the Fight Club and The Jolly Green Giant gets his rank pulled away.

I wish I wasn't such an ******* in my corruptions of Hwo's wishes >:E