Corrupt a wish

[TwisteR]

i wish i was a moderator on the esf board

You never become a moderator, instead you get banned for countless acts of spam.

I wish HL2 was never released.

 

[suicidal_maniac]

HL2 is never released and you get stuck with a flashlight for all eternity

I wish i had a soda.

 

[Valeska]

`you get a soda with poo-flavor :smile:

i wish i was you !

 

[Emhilradim]

You don't have Windows ME anymore but instead you have the old DOS

I wish I had a pet monkey

DOS is better than Windows ME...


You are me, but you're not me, because I'm better than you!

I wish Almighty_Gir had a pumpkin for a head.

 

[Jesus]

o_0 almighty gir is now wurzel gummage, and swapped the pumpkin for some other hot dudes head.

i wish i could fit into those leather trousers again....

 

[Emhilradim]

You fit into the leather trousers, but they squash your genitals, and they must be surgically removed.

I wish that Britney Spears would die...

 

[Jesus]

she does die, but that leaves no one in the battle against christina aguilara, who promptly starts world war 9 (cos she cant count >_> )

i wish i still had my genetals

 

[Emhilradim]

You do have them, but now you have cancer of the genitals.

I wish POP STARS would die, ALL OF THEM.

 

[Robby]

Your wish is granted o_o

I wish i had DBZ powers

 

[Jesus]

popstars do in fact, all die, leaving only the very best in musical tallent...but then G.W.Bush decides to release his new hit single "im number 1" a song about budgets, cos it has numbers in it >_>

i wish girls found me attractive <_<

 

[Ashur]

Edit: Wish grated girls find out atractive... But not as boys... That chaise you every were trying to **** you... :]



They all die.. Including you bacouse somebody declared you a pop start to in the last min....

I wish my school director die slowly from some disise and got replaced..... With a kinder more understaning one... And not form the mafia...Like the old one is...

 

[FreeDoM]

Your school director does die, in his place a kinder more understanding director appears. However, he's so kind that all the students take advantage of him. They take over the whole school and you lose out on years of education. Next thing you know, you're 45, still living with mom and dad, single, and working at McDonalds. The only thing you can muster out from time to time is, "Would you like fries with that?"


I wish i had Sharingan.

 

[suicidal_maniac]

You end up with a radioactive toilet strangely dubbed Sharingan.

I wish i had some fries to go with that poo flavored soda \o/

 

[DiebytheSword]

You do, but you have to eat them from the crotch of a liberal sexaholic male named Ted Kennedy. You catch crabs in the process.

I wish Deverz's wish is corrupted and comes true.

 

[imported_KelesK]

Deverz corrupted wish comes true but his wish turns him into a door knob.

I wish I was a real boy

 

[Jesus]

you are a real boy, but you find it aint all that its cracked up to be... then you hit puberty and decide to commit suicide.

i wish i could have met dimebag one more time...

 

[Eon]

You do, but you're in hell getting molestered!

I wish I had a dollar >_<

 

[jp]

You got one... but then you see a poor man on the streets... all cold and allone and he needs money to survive... that dollar you have... and your not a scrooge (allthough you want others to think that) and you give him the dolloar (awwww)

i wish i could go to bed

 

[Jesus]

you have a dollar, but you still need 9 more to get another bowl

i wish i could bungee jump safely with 100% safety and security i will come out alive and unscathed with no physical or psychological damage.

 

[Optimus Prime]

you have a dollar, but you still need 9 more to get another bowl

i wish i could bungee jump safely with 100% safety and security i will come out alive and unscathed with no physical or psychological damage.

You get in a car crash on the way home and die.

I wish for world peace.