Corrupt a wish

[PiXel]

ur not a ********* in the curroption of Hwo.He loves you


I wish i willl be happy forever

 

[Rocky]

You're happy forever but to maintain that it steals everybody's happiness so they form a gang and kill you. But you're still happy in the afterlife.

I wish I was an Admin so I could ban Cuc for being green.

 

[Arthos]

Granted, but your actions are deemed as an abuse of power, and Cuc is reinstated, then perma-bans you FOREVER!

I wish I was more than a mere forum member......

 

[SoulStriker]

You get your wish, and become a forum moderator. However, dealing with extreme stupidity of the average user of the forums drives you to insanity.

I wish for nothing. o)

 

[Smith|]

Your entire universe disapeers. ( )

I wish for an end to the ending of endings of endable endings.

 

[Rocky]

It ends, but then someone pushes the power button and it starts up again. >_>

I wish I had a cool new pair of shoes.

 

[SoulStriker]

You get your shoes, but they come along with a nasty case of athletes foot!

I wish it was snowing right now

 

[Ashur]

You get your wish, it satarts snowing and the whole world is beried in tons of snow


I wish i could blow the whole planet up with a gallit gun.... (Lets supose i get the unreal powers..)

 

[SoulStriker]

Okay... Well, to keep to your wish...

You fire the gallit gun, but Goku comes along and blows you away, because we always know the good guy has to win.

I wish New Years would hurry up and get here so I can drink... lots.

 

[Jesus]

its coming, but by the end of the night youll be unconcious in a pool of your own excretion.

i wish i were beautiful

 

[Gonadz]

You are beautifull. Ohyes you are, but in the proces you became a mindless media drone with no will of its own. You just dress and be as MTV wants you to be.. But atleast your beautiful to the masses.

I wish that all your base are belong to me.

 

[Arthos]

Granted, but Every Zig Bomb your base back to us.


I wish for EVERYTHING!

 

[Jesus]

you get everything, including an infinate of armed nuclear divices just about big enough to wipe you out off the face of wherever you run to


i wish i wouldnt be in the effective area of that blast and its fallout o_0

 

[SoulStriker]

You get trapped in an indestructable bubble for the rest of time.

I wish I didnt have to go to work soon

 

[Zeonix]

You dont, cause you just got fired and your boss is sleeping with your significant other (if there isnt one, your mom).

I wish Goku fought Jesus in an all out 1 on 1 battle in some place full of mountains.

 

[Synth]

Goku fights Jesus, but Jesus beats Goku in a power struggle.

They hold no grudges against each other, since they're both such nice guys, so Goku invites Jesus to his house.

Jesus sees first hand the wrath of Chi Chi, and runs back to heaven.
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I wish my computer wouldn't lock up every 10 minutes...

 

[Majin_You]

Your computer no longer locks up every 10 minutes. Instead, the computer furthers the anguish by locking up every 3 minutes.

I wish that wishes were not corruptible.

 

[Mr. Phonso]

your computer no longer locks up every 10 minutes, but now you will get 23162345620436 friggen spyware every 10 minutes, have fun with that

i wish i had no homework over the holidays

 

[Optimus Prime]

Wishes become uncorrputable, unfortunately, someone wishes for a tactical nuclear strike on your house.
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I wish I was a professional snowboarder.

 

[Valeska]

you are a proffesional snowboarder but you brake your legs (all 3 =P )

i wish i was a moderator on the esf board