Corrupt a wish

[DragonDude]

You consume a mountain of cinnamon poptarts, moments before remembering you're deathly allergic to cinnamon. D;

I wish I had 500 dollars.

 

[imported_Majin_Zero]

you get it, but you are extradited to canada *death* and your money's worth less (i think...)

i wish i had an army of penguins...seriously

 

[Mr. Phonso]

you get your army of penguins but then they turn against you and then they will start to eat you alive.

i wish i met the dbz gang in real life!

 

[DragonDude]

You meet characters from DBZ, but since they're not real, it's actually a bunch of hobos in costumes. They beat you up and steal all your cookies. Do not collect $200 as you pass Go.

I wish I had Jedi Force powers. D;

 

[Amitron]

You get jedi force powers, but not any of the good ones - you know the ones where you heal things and conjure up homosexual monkeys that hump air.

I wish I had hair like Richard Simmons.

 

[suicidal_maniac]

Erm... you actually get it

I wish i could run as fast as teh flash

 

[DragonDude]

You run so fast your feet catch fire, and you die. =O

I wish somebody wouldn't corrupt my wish. =(

 

[Synth]

Too bad... and too late. Your dreams are crushed for all eternity.

I wish I didn't have to use Windows ME as my OS.

 

[Rocky]

You don't have Windows ME anymore but instead you have the old DOS

I wish I had a pet monkey

 

[Phatslugga]

You get a pet monkey.. unfortunatley it lives in micheal jacksons pants.

I wish I had a brand new car.

 

[[S]]

You get it but wreck it the next day and have no insurance

I wish i could jump 5 cms higher

 

[DiebytheSword]

You jump into the hairy balls of Janet Reno on you first shot.

I wish for this wish to be invalidated. (own that one up!)

 

[Dask]

It is invalidated, but "void" is stamped on it by Richard Simmons and/or george bush!

I wish I had some waffles

 

[DiebytheSword]

Nice!

You do, but John Kerry performing politics in your mouth is bad.

I wish for a dust bunny.

 

[Big Kyle]

You do get a bunny, but the bunny is a real bunny covered in dust and it only eats cucumbers.

I wish I had nothing but get somthing.

 

[DiebytheSword]

Better an STD than lack of herpes!

I wish for a worthy intellectual opponent.

 

[Amitron]

You're dreams are crushed as everyone is a dumbass! \o/

I wish I was a little bittle taller...I wish I was a baller.

 

[Synth]

Skee Low punches you for ripping his lines... so sad.

I wish Cucumba would realize that intelectual opponents are all around him.

One in particular hoping to use his ownage of the rumble as the calm before the storm, the storm refering to their groundbreaking battle.

 

[Avenger]

Cucumba realizes it, but still pwns everyone.

I wish I had an infinite supply of super tasty candy, which can never taste good.

 

[Rocky]

You get your candy but it tastes like poo, but good tasting poo

I wish I had the skill to beat Cuc