Corrupt a wish

[Suh Dude]

Hahahaha, you go to force pit, but the moderators moved you to special pitfall lolz.

I wish, I had another wish.

 

[Kaination]

you dont get antoher wish, thus wasting your first wish.

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i wish there were no more hackers on cs -_-

 

[Rocky]

[edit]- Damn you rocky

You get owned by avenger but because the great green makes a typo you actually win the match [/edit]

Heh, works for me ^_^

erm anyway

Your wish is granted and there are no more hackers on cs, however everyone who plays cs is dubbed a hacker and now you're the only one in the universe who plays cs.

I wish I could fuse with Hwoarang and become Rockarang

 

[imported_KelesK]

You get your wish, but have absolutely no control over you body, only Hwo does who finally shuts the voice in his head (you) up using his uber Tai Chi skillz.

I wish I was as cool as Hwo

 

[Kaination]

You get as cool as Hwo, but Hwo won't stand someone being as cool as himself so he kills you.

Alternate (cooler) corruption: You get as cool as Hwo, but Hwo won't stand someone being as cool as himself so he hires an assassin and tells him to poison the dagger, so when the assassin stabs you you start to die...a slowly painful death...while Hwo sits there laughing at your torment. (TOO MUCH GOD DAMNED DIABLO 2!)

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Anyways... my wish is I wish Mountain Dew: Live Wire isnt only for summer, but for the other 3 seasons as well.

 

[Deman]

Everyone loves live wire. So Mt. Dew decides to toss out whatever reason they had to keep it just for the summer anyways. This creates a hypercaffeinated culture of Mt. Dew worshippers until they all eventually put cyanide in it and commit mass suicide.

I wish that chivalrly would make a comeback.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

Chivalry makes a comeback, but regretably, so do foppish shirts and habits of not bathing but once every few days.

I wish this guy I know online would stop hounding me to visit hjim since he lives in the same city as me. It creeps me out, man.

-Karrde-

 

[Avenger]

He stops, but then his crazy dog bites you and humps your leg =S

I wish FC was real =D

 

[Rocky]

The guy stops hounding you to visit after you've already visited and found out he's a shemale.

I wish I could install Rise of Nations again without it constantly crashing my computer.

 

[imported_KelesK]

He stops, but then his crazy dog bites you and humps your leg =S

I wish FC was real =D

You wish becomes reality and for a while you live in happiness, untill FC 2050 becomes reality :devgrin:

I wish all of Karrdes wishes were corrupt

 

[Rocky]

All Karrde's wishes become corrupt except that now his wish of Karrdelake becoming real disappears and the world becomes so much less entertaining

I wish I could install Rise of Nations again without it constantly crashing my computer.

 

[imported_KelesK]

All Karrde's wishes become corrupt except that now his wish of Karrdelake becoming real disappears and the world becomes so much less entertaining

I wish I could install Rise of Nations again without it constantly crashing my computer.

Your wish comes true, but after you restart you computer it blows up.

I wish it didn't take me so many beers to get drunk

 

[Wolf Devil]

From now on, whenever you so much as SNIFF alcohol you get drunk, and this causes you to get rude and obnoxious on EVERY DATE you go on from now on. Furthermore, you keep waking up with UBERMASSIVEMIGRAINE HANGOVERS if you sip beer, and it gets so unbareable, you kill yourself...

I wish I didn't have to go to school right now

 

[Cold Steel]

Your wish comes true, you have received a brain.

I wish I had a perfectly stable love relation with a girl.

edit.

You won't, the whole world just got destroyed except you.

I wish I had a perfectly stable love relation with a girl.

 

[imported_KelesK]

Your wish comes true, you have received a brain.

I wish I had a perfectly stable love relation with a girl.

edit.

You won't, the whole world just got destroyed except you.

I wish I had a perfectly stable love relation with a girl.

You get your wish but later find out that she is an alien from another planet who will eat you in the next 10 minutes.

I wish I had a job...

 

[Gonadz]

You get a job offer. Only its in china where they expact you put in 120 hour week shifts and you sadly jump out of a window from stress in the next week.

I wish I had the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

 

[imported_KelesK]

You get a job offer. Only its in china where they expact you put in 120 hour week shifts and you sadly jump out of a window from stress in the next week.

I wish I had the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

You get the pot of gold only to find out it's only chocolate coins

I wish Hwo would post his FC round

 

[Rocky]

Hwo posts his round, but then you find that its completely unbeatable and forfeit.

I wish I wasn't so lazy that I'd start writing for my 2v2 with Magus

 

[Avenger]

You aren't, after Avenger taunts you for being a coward until you start doing it >.< He also kicks you in the nuts.

I wish for an average penny.

 

[Rocky]

You get your average penny, then Rocky gets revenge and kicks you in the nuts.

I wish I didn't have this overwhelming urge to play with my pocket knife >_<