Corrupt a wish

[Phatslugga]

You get bbq'd food allright, too bad it's the genitals of an elephant... you know, like on fear factor.

I'd like to be able to drive in the rain without opening my window to see, even though I can't open my window anymore becuase it's broken.

 

[Robby]

Well your window is fixed but everything else is broken

I wish i could have fun!

 

[Skiwan]

you have some fun with a lovely lady, which turns out to be a man.

i wish i had more money...

 

[L]

You find allot of money, But a police officer takes it as evidence when you had gotten your self in trouble, And you never see the money again...

I wish I knew why ppl like posting allot in these threads I make..

 

[jp]

And you know... but then you bump you head againts the ceiling and you lose your memorie... forever.

I wish i could play esf 1.8

 

[Ashur]

You get Everybody Smokes ***s 1.8 But nobody ever heard of it... And the game completly sucks...

I wish somebody would make me a new good dbz related with Vegeta nice sig... Becous my old one is ... Out of date....(Really..... Somebody.. Make me a really good one....)

 

[Kaination]

No one makes it and yours gets deleted for no apparent reason. (cause everyone hates you )
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I wish that I bought my best friend's christmas present for christmas...

 

[TwisteR]

You did buy it, but the money you used to buy it was counterfeit, and you go to jail for 3 years.

I wish Florida had a cooler climate.

 

[Eon]

You do, but a wooly mammoth reproduces and infests the land with lubricated nazi's who enslave your people in the cold weather.

I wish the Baltimore Ravens would win the superbowl >_<

 

[jp]

You get Everybody Smokes ***s 1.8 But nobody ever heard of it... And the game completly sucks...

I wish somebody would make me a new good dbz related with Vegeta nice sig... Becous my old one is ... Out of date....(Really..... Somebody.. Make me a really good one....)

Then take your old one... , i liked that one..

@ magus...

They don't.... :S

I wish the mods would like me! o_o

 

[Avenger]

They do, but only in exchange for chocolatic favours.

I wish for a poor man to become happy.

 

[Fatality]

you see someone doing a good deed to a hoboe. giving him a sub from subway.the poor hoboe is happy. he walks away into the street then he gets run over by a truck.

i wish people couldnt wish

 

[JTR]

People can't wish.. But only for 2 seconds

I wish I had a new scooter which was able to drive at least 100 km/t.. And It was never broke and wouldn't ruin my economy... And erm... :S

 

[Fatality]

you get the scooter, you decide to go take it for a spin. you lose control and you kill everyone in your path.

i wish i was a cripple

 

[jp]

You are, and its so bad you wished you never wished you were... (sorry i know its lame)

I wished i had that box of chocolate so the mods would like me.

 

[Fatality]

they become you friend when you give them some chocolate. a few minutes later, the mods are fat and you have no more chocolate. they hate you more than ever.

i wish optimus prime wasnt azn >_>(curious )

 

[DaRkOwNs]

he happens to be your mom...

i wish micheal jackson didnt look like an ape...

 

[Tassadar]

Michael Jackson finally gets a face transplant and no longer looks like an ape, but gets thrown in jail for molesting kids anyway.

I wish the NHL would come back for me.

 

[Wolf Devil]

The players come back to you, but only to have gross, leather S&M intercourse with you.

I wish this thread wasn't made

 

[Avenger]

It wasn't, but that's before it was made ;O

I wish for dReAm_KiLlEr's brain.