Corrupt a wish

[Eon]

You play with it, and slice off your goods.

I wish existence sploded.

 

[Jesus]

existance splodes, but causes a new existance in the same instance as this one, and our new existance is all weird, and we actually look like the people our forum names say

i wish i could have jen.... (dont you dare ****ing corrupt this one...just do magus again)

 

[Rocky]

You have Jen, but she has a fully retractable penis that she's been concealing since the dawn of time. Needless to say, the results are painful.

I wish Gene Simmons would come down from his pedestal and slap Gir around for a bit.

 

[Jesus]

he slaps me arround for a bit, but then invites me to hang with him and hugh heffner at his crib, with the playboy bunnies.

i wish wesley gibson would dissapear, (please corrup this something along the lines of "but majin dream becomes slightly more annoying)

 

[Rocky]

Wesley disappears...>_> and Majin Dream becomes slightly more annoying...>_>

I wish my baloney had a first name.

 

[Big VEE]

Wesley disappears...>_> and Majin Dream becomes slightly more annoying...>_>

I wish my baloney had a first name.

And it does....you shall call it....Sailor Alea

I wish Hibiki would get rid of his sign *w/ Vash* and/or get banned for no reason at all.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

He gets banned, and his sig is edited. Unfortunately, since he's a SMOD, he unbans himself, and throws together a sig twice the size of yopur mother kissing a snark. Jaberwocky would be pleased.

I wish socialism was actually a viable form of government (aka I wish ppl weren't such greedy ho bags)

-Karrde-

 

[KilledWithStyle]

They steal your thoughts and everyone is a mindless shell connceted to a virtual reality machine.

I wish ESF wouldnt crash on my 2000 machine.

 

[Prozac]

it stops crashing and you finally realize how much you suck at ESF and never play again

I wish I wasn't sick

 

[Ashur]

You not sick any more... Now your dead..... :S

I wish nobody could wish for anything forever :S

 

[Robby]

Ok... we dont wish for anything until 2080 when the Red Sox couldnt win anymore since 2005... :S

I wish there was no more school

 

[-Origin]

There's no more school, but no further education as well so now every single person from now on has the same IQ as George W. Bush.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Wolf Devil]

You have your wish.

I wish X would change his sig to something less freaky >_<

 

[Eisberg]

X changes his sig. now its a picture of ur mom in the shower

I wish i had the perfect girlfriend

 

[Prozac]

you find this cute little girl
her name is George, the perfect female

I Wish that I could control gravity

 

[-Origin]

You can, but then Steam decides to update.

I wish monkeys did what I said.

 

[tolore]

the monkeys do what you say but fail miserably at every task ending up in death/mutilation

i wish i that i had an unlimited supply of powdered sugar donut holes that would never get stale or moldy and that i had enough control not to eat my self fat/dead

 

[saiyanslayer]

you get your unlimited supply, but you are jailed eternally, starving, with the view of those tasty treats outside of your grasp forever

I wish i had more time to play WoW

 

[Prozac]

you get your wish and start playing WoW for 72 hours, then you suddenly fall from your chair and die

I wish chloroform wasn't so expensive these days!

 

[Iyce Da Kidd]

chlorowhatever becomes free and the world's population drops by 80%

I wish i had 3 million times the strength hurcules had