Corrupt a wish

[Jesus]

people stop trying because it actually happens.

i wish i had an oversized comedy sombrero

 

[Fatality]

a mexican comes along and steals it

i wish i could fly

 

[Suh Dude]

You fly, but got smacked by a fly swatter, and then you die.

I wish I met a asian chick.

 

[suicidal_maniac]

You meet the asian chick... and then she just walks away.

I wish i was an asian chick

 

[Fatality]

you buy a motor bike and you crash.

i wish i was funnier >_>

 

[Kaination]

You become funnier...by racist jokes. Everyone comes and kills you for it.

I wish i didnt lose my mario and family guy wrist bands >____> i miss em.

 

[Fatality]

you find them, but it turns out they were just leprachauns in disguise

i wish that the moon would fall; completely destroying the planet

 

[DragonDude]

Erm, it doesn't, because bad followups to Legend of Zelda games don't come true. =o

I wish I had a monkeh.

 

[The Last]

You get your wish the moon falls, only it barely skims the planet destroying your home and everyone in it including yourself...

I wish I could think of a good wish...

 

[The Last]

you get the monkey but its the monkey on your pic and it humps the hell out of your leg for posting before me...and you get gangreen and your leg falls off and spreads through your body and all that good stuff....

 

[The Last]

ooops forgot wish: i wish i could think of a good wish

 

[Fatality]

Erm, it doesn't, because bad followups to Legend of Zelda games don't come true. =o

I wish I had a monkeh.

hah, right when you said that i remembered that loz already did that.
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you think of a good wish, but then you forget.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

You think of a good wish, but the sheer perfection of it all melts your brain into an unrecognizable liquid mass, which proceeds to drain directly out of your ear.

I wish people would stop corrupting wishes by saying things that are completely unrelated to said wish.

-Karrde-

 

[Avenger]

It doesn't happen, because nobody is smart enough for that yet. (The time will come soon Karrde =D)

I wish I could be an op in #esf on IRC.

 

[Rocky]

You become an op, just as #esf dies and everybody moves to #esf2

I wish I could fit into my sisters clothes

 

[Super Veggeto]

you fit the clothes but then you'll have a girls body =p

i wish i could ride a tsunami wave without fear.

 

[Ashur]

You do but you legs get cut off and you cant ride it...
Then you die widouth ever geting to ride it....

I dont want to wish for nothing....

 

[Jugo]

Well, if you're serious than...

I wish i'd had 8 Dan in Taekwondo

 

[Gonadz]

You get your 8 Dan in Taekwondo... and get shot in the face by some random robber.

I wish I still had my NGC so I could play SSBM >_<

 

[Rocky]

You get your Cube back and you even get to play SSBM but you had to sell your soul for it, and now you forever remain in the fiery pits of hell.

I wish I had some bbq'd food