501 Signs you are overexcited about ESF 1.3

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384. when you shave all your pets and tatoo "1.3" on their ***es
 
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382. You register for this forum at 2.28 am in your timezone just to post another sign




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brought some PIE from my mothers birthday, if anyone likes PIE
You did that, didn't you? Lol. Oh and did Kaination tell you to bring pie? you ****in pie whore, you.
 
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You did that, didn't you? Lol. Oh and did Kaination tell you to bring pie? you ****in pie whore, you.
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386. When you download something called esf1.3ThisIsntAVirus.exe, and you install it. Then you dont have time to finish your sentence because the virus completely destroyed your co--
 
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388. When you rename all your executables on your comp to "esfb1.3.exe"
389. When you hope to install esf 1.3 if you run any of these executables
 
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kam! said:
388. When you rename all your executables on your comp to "esfb1.3.exe"
Heh, explorer.exe is such a boring name anyway.


390.) You rename all your tar.gz archives esf1_3.tar.gz? D;
 
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Heh, explorer.exe is such a boring name anyway.


390.) You rename all your tar.gz archives esf1_3.tar.gz? D;
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391. You dream about 1.3, and you wake up with 'wet bedsheets'. What a "sticky" situation that would be.
 
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one-two-skip-a-few 501. u winned this thread and get to play 1.3
 
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392. you think you will win by skipping
393. you sit on a bus and your'e very tired and tells the guy onside of you "wake me up when 1.3 is out"
 
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395. whenever the esf site goes down, u iIM all your friends telling them OMGAR 1.3 IS COMING OUT dis is TEH L337N3$$ Im GNNA PWN ALLU NU8ZO4$.. <--stupidest crap. why do people talk like that?. that's worse than gangsta talk
 
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kam! said:
brought some PIE from my mothers birthday, if anyone likes PIE
396. The only word in this post you see is "PIE" and you instantly think "Pie = 3.1... 4159"
 
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397. When people come with stupid reasons to overexcited about 1.3
398. When the ten second count down comes before 1.3 is released you count down 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.3,1.
 
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399. When you have over 13 posts in this forum. /looks at everyone. Damn, ya'll are obsessed.
 
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400. When you write esf on a public building with a *private* liquid source.
401. When you show people who use to play esf but now think it's crap the 1.3 design documents, but then you annoy them as they aren't interested in them.
402. When you suggest something to be added to esf1.3 every single day
403. When you scare n00bs away with your skill
 
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My one and only contriution:

404. You issue standing orders to close the thread when #501 is made...
 
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406. When you patch all your games to Version 1.3. And when you can't patch it to 1.3, you make a custom mod, then update it to 1.3.
 
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407. When you sell your 5.1 sound system to buy a 1.3 sound system.
408. When you write a sign that doesn't make sense at all but has the number 1.3 in it.
409. Your favorite equation is 4 divided by 3.

=1.3333333333333333...
 
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409. When you go to bed and count floating archives that say "esfb1.3" instead of counting sheep. :p
 

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