501 Signs you are overexcited about ESF 1.3

[SSJ_Krillen]

357. when you get someone in the force pit to accually give you unreleased news about 1.3 by pretending to be pain

358. You then relize that you should have asked for the entire game instead but can't find that person again.

 

[Raeku]

359. You actually think someone in the forcepit will give you news and/or 1.3.

 

[|Overlord|]

360. When you copy my reason twice in a row.

361. Since no one can swing you off the subject of 1.3, you go to a mental doctor and tell him about this wonderful esf 1.3 you speak of.

 

[Sicron]

362. You try the persuade the doctor that you are not mentally ill and that he should also try ESF.

 

[Jakut]

363. You try to keep this thread alive >_>

 

[|Overlord|]

367. When you talk about 1.3 in every single forum post you make.
368. You spend so much time looknig for 1.3 news that your girlfriend get's sick of it
369. You start to prepunch the people around you when you get drunk

 

[Grega]

369. You start to prepunch the people around you when you get drunk

Just when drunk >.>

170. You actulaly skip this line and post the next post as 171 instead of 371

 

[Kaination]

Just when drunk >.>

170. You actulaly skip this line and post the next post as 171 instead of 371

O_O I KEEL YOU!

Anyways,
371. you take a crap and when you look down the toilet, the poop formation is in 1.3

 

[Pain]

372. You seach for ESF pr0n, only to find a picture of Kidboy in womens clothing.

 

[Ravendust]

373. You spell out '1.3' when you use a urinal.

 

[Kaination]

374. You grow a tumor on your forehead that looks just like goku, and it talks, constantly saying KAMEH HAMEH HA! O_O

*edit* Dash right bishes, im first one on page 10, bwauahahah ;/

 

[IceX]

u got to the sex shop and buy condom then u streth them over ur head so that u look juicy as buu

 

[Jakut]

376. You rate a sig 1.3/1.3.

That's right GrimReaper im reffering to you.

 

[Cold Steel]

377. You make a cheesecake in the shape of 1.3

 

[DragonDude]

378.) You still post in this thread, just to get it to #501.

 

[ESFVoltage]

379.) When you offer to pay testers to let you play with them.

 

[Zeonix]

380) When you come back after a gazillion years cause you think 1.3's on its way (thats right, I'm talking to you Volt -_o).

 

[Kaination]

381: The Dev team tells you that if you want 1.3, you have to video tape yourself getting ****ed by a horse, run around in speedos and a bra (kidboy), eat a dead rat, murder 3 woman, 8 kids, 2 men, and break your arm and leg. You do it, and when you send it in, the dev team tells you they were kidding.

+1 for originality, woot.

 

[kam!]

382. You register for this forum at 2.28 am in your timezone just to post another sign




btw i'm new^^
brought some PIE from my mothers birthday, if anyone likes PIE

 

[|Overlord|]

383. When you look through so many questions on 1.3 related stuff from n00bs that it also makes you wonder "when will 1.3 be released?".