Scrunch Roll or Fold?

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I made a thread about this a long time ago and got a really good chuckle from it so I think I'll do it again.

How do you wipe your bum?

Fold = Folding the paper along the perferations so that it makes a nice neat square

Roll = Rolling the paper around your hand making a cylinderish thing

Scrunch = (Since DP doesnt know what a scrunch is) Where you cluster a bunch of TP into a wad of sorts

Which one do you do, and why?

I use a roll/fold technique that maximizes the efficiency of the roll with the neatness of a fold. Was raised a folder and got lazy so I made this adaptation.
 
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Too lazy to fold, rolling is too much effort...

Scrunch for the win o/
 
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Ok Kurteh and Onion...tell me this, isn't the scrunch just so messy?

The only reason I never went with scrunch was because I figured it would be easy to make a slip and have finger on butthole action, which would result in stinky fingers, how do you avoid this situation?
 
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Roll

Fold is to meticulous, scrunch leaves scary gaps you might stick your fingers through
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Roll for the win!
 
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I'm a folder. No fear of poo hands, and anything worth doing, is worth doing right. =P
 
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im gonna go with fold, but i dont fold exactly on the perferations... but at least it means i dont get my finger accidentally browned....
 
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Scrunch, everything else takes way too much effort. I spend way too much energy in the john as it is.
 
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Phatslugga said:
Scrunch, everything else takes way too much effort. I spend way too much energy in the john as it is.
O_O

Uhh... Fold
Because you can never fold a pice of paper more than 10 times , so i always have to try.
 
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Pewp paper is for the weak!

Use your pets just like me ;O

but jah, folds for me, as doggehs are more efficiant folded! ;|~
 
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Cucumba said:
scrunch leaves scary gaps you might stick your fingers through
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If you lay the paper flat on your hand, scrunch the edges a tiny bit to get some grip, and wipe vertically, you can avoid this problem.

Or just pull excessive amounts of paper off the roll and avoid the problem altogether. xD

Screw the forests, wipe my ass! o/
 
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I don't really get the point about the roll 'technique' o_O

Anyhoo, I fold ^_^
 
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I'm a roller usually, but I know how to do each technique rather well...

I don't really get the point about the roll 'technique' o_O
Its neater than the scrunch, but takes less time than the fold. Its like the middle ground. As far as im concerned, its the superior wipe.
 

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taking your dumps out in the wild and using leaves FTW o/ im a folder :eek:scrunching is scary :eek:
 
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I have a cousin who wiped his arse with poison ivy during a camping trip. It didn't turn out too well.

I am a scruncher. Quick, easy, and occasionally dirty on an unlucky day >_> but that's why you have a sink.
 
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I'm a folder. Scrunching just doesn't cut the mustard, and I just don't see myself rolling o_O
 
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Scrunch. Might use a bit more paper, but it gets the job done, and easily. I really don't think there are many gaps to stick your fingers through anyway...never happened to me, but even if it did, you wash your hands after, right? right?....ooh..that would make another good pointless poll.
 
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Scrunch pwns. Simple and effective. Just wash up extra afterwards :p
 

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