Michael Jackson is DEAD

[Majin_You]

I heard that since Michael Jackson's body consists of nearly 97% plastic, It's been decided that his body will be melted down and formed into lego's, so that little boys can play with him for a change. Looks like karma strikes again!

You know, love MJ or hate MJ, there's something to be said for being tasteful when someone dies, sir -_-

 

[Esf_Newbie]

Well conspiracy theories are one thing but his own sister Latoia Jackson voiced her concern about the fact that he invited children back to his room and kept the doors locked and told everyone that he must not be disturbed.

I'm not saying he did molest children, but there's certainly a hell of a lot of things pointing to it, even if you don't credit it as evidence. To discredit all evidence imo is just wishful thinking.

Seriously what evidence? He was acquitted because of lack of evidence was he not? Can someone please point me to all the evidence?

Anyway i don't remember La Toya saying those things. I do remember her saying something like she believed the rumors abused children. But at the time she was according to her family and herself in an abusive with husband. She later said he made her say those things as well as pose for playboy.

 

[Killface]

You know, love MJ or hate MJ, there's something to be said for being tasteful when someone dies, sir -_-

Sorry Maj... but I got a forward from like 9 people on my phone sending me that joke. I thought it was hilarious, so I had to share it, and unfortunately... this thread seemed to be the only place I could post it.

As for my feelings towards MJ? I'm indifferent, for the record. Just wanted to post a crude joke. No harm intended.

 

[wheres_]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums_worldwide

 

[Akation]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums_worldwide

CCCCCCC-COMBO BREAKER!!

 

[Deathshot]

CCCCCCC-COMBO BREAKER!!

Seriously, Go back to your failchan with idiotic things like this.


But Indeed, MJ has to be one of the biggest Musical artists out there. He was known world wide. To the comment about Dimebag, He wasnt that big in the musical world. He didnt break any boundaries. I mean God knows I love pantera and their music is outstanding, but Dimebag was only a hero to the rock world. Michael Jackson was known through out all of the music world. If you didn't know who he was, then you had to have been living under a rock or something. You could go out on the streets and ask a random person who Michael Jackson is and they would say a Musical Artist and Ask who Darrell Lance Abbott was and they would simple ask "Who?".

As I said before, Michael Jackson dying is like Elvis and Frank Sanatra dying. Its because they were the best in their Genre. They hit the world with their music. Saying they were the best would technically be a Opinion but a fact at it too cause they were at the top.

 

[Akation]

Seriously, Go back to your failchan with idiotic things like this.

Deathshot, it was only a joke.

 

[Eacos]

I for one don't believe he molested children. Pedophiles are born with irregularities, they're not "made" as time progresses. But who knows maybe it was something he repressed his whole life and as he got older he didn't give a **** anymore. Theories, theories...

R.I.P Michael, king of pop.

 

[Wolf]

i feel bad for all the children that have died now....because his up there with them :-D

 

[Deathshot]

I for one don't believe he molested children. Pedophiles are born with irregularities, they're not "made" as time progresses. But who knows maybe it was something he repressed his whole life and as he got older he didn't give a **** anymore. Theories, theories...

R.I.P Michael, king of pop.

I dont really think he did either. His father is the person to blame for his problems in life.

 

[Killface]

i feel bad for all the children that have died now....because his up there with them :-D

If he actually did commit pedophilia, then i doubt he's "up there".

Though it depends on your beliefs i suppose haha

 

[sub]

Saw this posted on another site

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When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.

"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"

Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."

Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"

Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."

"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.

 

[Akation]

Found some stuff around different forums.

Breaking news Michael Jackson has just died. But he will be back. Medical experts believe with all the plastic surgery he can be recycled.



And some more News in this morning that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack. As a last dying wish, his ashes will be scattered across thousands of pieces of lego, as little boys can continue to play with him.



Michael Jackson is confirmed dead. Believed to have drowned in the Hudson River. He was found bobbing up and down on a bouy!



Michael Jackson has died... To commemorate his musical achievements, McDonalds have released the “McJackson Burger”. It’s a 50 year old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.

 

[Nuttzy]

calling him a pedofile just to get some bucks out of him

im sure the multiple instances of him sharing his bed with little kids had nothing to do with it.


also,

Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate an eight year old wiener.

 

[sub]

Ultimately, you can't prove that he was a child molester, but there's no question that some sketchy **** went down. I'm sure the man had a horrible childhood, but some people are acting like that is a valid justification for any actions he may or may not have done, which is ****ed up to say the least.

edit: Also, [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEHVR9Hj_b0[/ame]

 

[Dokutayuu]

Nothing was proved against him, one would think after all these accusations he'd actually be found guilty. There are 3 possibilities. Buying his way out of trouble, being amazingly subtle or my personal favourite, he's innocent.

I do admit he was very strange though.

 

[Tenzo]

I do admit he was very strange though.

He was indeed but i would like everyone to stop talking bull**** about Michael's personal life and praise him for the great musician and dancer that he was.

 

[Dokutayuu]

He was indeed but i would like everyone to stop talking bull**** about Michael's personal life and praise him for the great musician and dancer that he was.

There's no doubt that he had a large impact on the music industry. The majority of his songs are pretty good and his sales were, and currently are, fantastic.

People are still going to make fun of him for being who he is though. It comes with being famous.

 

[En'me]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU[/ame]

I'm thinking, "Idiot! Don't post this! BAN HAMMER!!!", but, it's too tempting.

Right.

 

[Killface]

What the hell.. i post a joke and get a slap on the hands. You guys post jokes, and everyone's cool with it.

Well atleast im the one that set the precedent i suppose =P