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I decided to make a Joke thread where you can post Jokes you know[Always in English]
Here are two of those i remembered right now,more to come:
1st
One day a lady goes in a Taxi with a parrot on her shoulder,Wanting to go to a weding.She tells the driver the adress and she please him not to say bad words because the parrot hears them and repeats them.He agrees.But he couldnt hold himself.In one road he stops behind a big truck which was shooting smoke.The Driver gets off the Taxi and shouts:Hey a**hole,you made us that how we cant breath!The parrot stays calm.
In another road he saw a guy in a mersedez benz reading a newspaper.Driverorn?Porn?can i see too?Parrot stays calm again.In a couple of hours outside the city the see a dead cow in the middle of the road,Driver says:Quickly,Bring a bunch of people to lift the bi*** so we can pass.Parrot stays calm again.Finally arriving at the wedding,the parrot and the woman go in the church and the mystery starts.The priest appears with the thing that brings out smokes and starts blessing,the parrot says:Hey A**hole,you made us how we cant breath!The priest listens to the parrot and he nearly died.Then he begins to read fast the Gospel and the Parot saysorn?Porn?can i see too?Listening to the parrot,the priest fainted.Then the parrot says:Quickly,Bring a bunch of people to lift the bi***!
2nd
After School Boby goes to teacher and says:Madam i have 10000$,if i give them to you can u show me your a** ?-What are u talking about Bobby?!-Ill make it 20000$,she agrees.-Madam,if i give you 40000$ can you show me your tits?She agrees.-If i give you 60000$ can i lick them?,she agrees.-Madam,since we came so far,can i give you 100000$ to f**k you from your pu**y?She agrees.-Madam ill give you another 110000;Can i f**k you from behind?-From behind im virgin.-Dont worry,with that little d**k i have,you wont understand a thing,she agrees.
He finishes f**king her and leaves.When the teacher gets off the classroom she meets the headmaster;-Whats going on Mrs.Papadopoulou?Did Bobby gave you your money of your salary i told him to give you?
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Here are two of those i remembered right now,more to come:
1st
One day a lady goes in a Taxi with a parrot on her shoulder,Wanting to go to a weding.She tells the driver the adress and she please him not to say bad words because the parrot hears them and repeats them.He agrees.But he couldnt hold himself.In one road he stops behind a big truck which was shooting smoke.The Driver gets off the Taxi and shouts:Hey a**hole,you made us that how we cant breath!The parrot stays calm.
In another road he saw a guy in a mersedez benz reading a newspaper.Driverorn?Porn?can i see too?Parrot stays calm again.In a couple of hours outside the city the see a dead cow in the middle of the road,Driver says:Quickly,Bring a bunch of people to lift the bi*** so we can pass.Parrot stays calm again.Finally arriving at the wedding,the parrot and the woman go in the church and the mystery starts.The priest appears with the thing that brings out smokes and starts blessing,the parrot says:Hey A**hole,you made us how we cant breath!The priest listens to the parrot and he nearly died.Then he begins to read fast the Gospel and the Parot saysorn?Porn?can i see too?Listening to the parrot,the priest fainted.Then the parrot says:Quickly,Bring a bunch of people to lift the bi***!
2nd
After School Boby goes to teacher and says:Madam i have 10000$,if i give them to you can u show me your a** ?-What are u talking about Bobby?!-Ill make it 20000$,she agrees.-Madam,if i give you 40000$ can you show me your tits?She agrees.-If i give you 60000$ can i lick them?,she agrees.-Madam,since we came so far,can i give you 100000$ to f**k you from your pu**y?She agrees.-Madam ill give you another 110000;Can i f**k you from behind?-From behind im virgin.-Dont worry,with that little d**k i have,you wont understand a thing,she agrees.
He finishes f**king her and leaves.When the teacher gets off the classroom she meets the headmaster;-Whats going on Mrs.Papadopoulou?Did Bobby gave you your money of your salary i told him to give you?
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