Corrupt a wish

[Shadershi]

You steal the toilet, but it floods the whole house.

I wish for a pizza without onions

 

[Sephize]

Granted, you get your pizza... without onions... but the pizza is 4 weeks old

I wish i had a castle

 

[Growler]

Your wish was not granted.

I wish I knew how to skin a model.

 

[Jumin]

you skin the model but you can't find the right colors and the model never gets finished, just because it doesn't look right.

i wish i could carry on a conversation.

 

[Jakut]

you get to carry on the conversation but you write utter nonsense and you get banned forever!!

I wish i would make more sense.

 

[Growler]

you make alot of sense but you're only talking to yourself.

I wish that my wish comes true.

 

[bapplebo]

Granted, but because it is so small, a person will step on it. Because it also has human properties (its a leet realistic sprite), it will grow on the owners shoe/foot till the foot BECOMES the sprite. It will then start a chain reaction as whoever the man/woman/trans touches will become a sprite, until we shall all become 8-bit pixels!! o.o''

I wish that money grew on trees.

 

[Jakut]

Money grew on trees and eventually became worthless because of everyone had too much money so they hunted you down for that stupid wish and grilled your balls.

I wish that the world would disapear in a giant ball of fire.

 

[Shadershi]

It does, but you disapear aswell

I wish for a better comp

 

[bapplebo]

You get an Alienware comp, but since Alienware doesn't know how you got it, they will sue you. The judge and jury were so harsh that you got death by firing squad.

I wish paper grew on trees! o_o

 

[Silent_Bob]

It does, and hippies everywhere are up in arms because now that people don't need to create paper from trees, there's too many trees! And then the hippies track you down and overwhelm you with their dirty barefootness and unshaven armpits and unshowered smell and bad music.

I wish I didn't spend so much moeny today

 

[Sephize]

Your wish was not granted.

I wish I knew how to skin a model.

You can only corrupt a wish. the wish is always granted but it has to backfire in a way

 

[Shadershi]

You get a new comp, but it's extremely slow and full of spam.

I wish for a new bike

 

[Jakut]

You get a new bike but as soon as you get on the road a truck turns you into roadkill.

I wish that all the hippies would burn in hell >_<

 

[Shadershi]

All the hipies burn, but some of them survive, form an angry mob and kill you

I wish fo a girlfriend

 

[Kaination]

They do, but since there is so much they start fighting to whose the top fan/devoted geek and thus killing eachother, ending witht he same number you started with

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I wish that I would have full functions with my shoulder after I'm healed (the doctor just HAD to tell me I wouldn't.)

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Woot.. 1300's post in this thread.

 

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If wish you would make a wish >___>

 

[Kaination]

granted, he makes a wish, but his wish is that you'd die. so you do, but since thats not corrupting his wish, the entire internet spontaniously combusts. and its your fault.

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I wish when I could sprint forever without getting tired or out of breath.

 

[Cap J]

Granted but you can't stop sprinting and you sprint into the road and get hit by a bus of medical students who use your corpse (or rather....smear) as educational practice.

I wish I could move at the speed of light.

 

[Silent_Bob]

You do, but then you realise that everything is really quite boring when you're travelling at that speed, as there will be no new images put into your brain because no new light signals are reaching your eyes. So everything stays looking the exact same way as it was when you started moving that fast. And then you realise that it's physically impossible to move that fast, and combust from the incredibly huge amount of friction.

I wish I had a genie like the Robin Williams one in Disney's Aladdin.