Corrupt a wish

[Jesus]

gir posts but he totally blabs about our future plans to get married for my citizenship!!

i wish *** marriage were legal in oklahoma :yes:

 

[Robby]

Its legal but becomes banned in the year 2005 on January 1st

I wish I could Beta test the Matrix

 

[Zeonix]

You do. Thats as bad as your wish can get .

I wish for a Shaolin Cat that can kick anyone's ass but completely obeys me (and the cat is immortal for no good reason).

 

[Avenger]

The cat only obeys you if you allow it to cut off your nuts and let it eat them.

I wish Majin_dReAm died.

 

[Jesus]

he dies, but in order for me to corrupt this wish you get banned from esf for 30 mins

i also wish he would die, or at least dissapear >_>

 

[Eon]

He dies, but his mother still lives.

I wish we had Canned Cherry Coke in the USA ;_;

 

[Jesus]

*sends you a can of cherry coke* but its already empty

i wish i didnt finnish my tub of ice cream >_>

 

[Robby]

YOu didnt finished but you starved and died

I wish That ESF would go Half-life 2

 

[Jesus]

esf does go to hl2 but by the time the manage to port it over with all that hard work, hl3 is out, and people are still demanding silly things like porting to a new engine.

i wish....

 

[Soulicro]

You wish... but...
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I wish I had to power to make anyone obey me without question, and without them doing any harm to me or any of my loved ones (in any way).

 

[Kaination]

They all work for you so hard, then die of stress and your alone in the entire world.

I wish... to be the most known person on this forum!

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

Everyone knows you, but then you constantly get aggravated by noobs who don't read the stickies.

I wish George W. Bush had never lived.

 

[Ashur]

Bush was never born and Kerry was elected... He send whole hunanity to mars to find marsians to kill But forgets to invent a way of geting oxigen in space so poeple could live and grow food there...... And the entire humanity dies ....

I wish YOU ****ing awnsered my last wish!

I wish I could rewind time Not travel..... Rewind....

Grrrrrr......

 

[Jesus]

you rewind time, and relive the day the same way, because even tho you rewound it, since you havent done it yet, you dont remember, and you keep reliving that time over and over....

i wish i wasnt online right now >_>

 

[KarrdeKNR]

Sure, you rewind time, but in doing so you end up in something of a tight spot. I won't go into details, but suffice it to say, it definately wasn't a good idea to get that horse drunk...

Ah screw it all, now I need to come up with a new one ;P

You disconnect from the net, but without realizing that by severing the connection, your own source of life has been cut off. Shoulda considered this before pulling that all night lan party.

I wish people would stop whining about ESF going to HL2, without realizing the amount of work it would take to make it good.

 

[Ashur]

They stop..... But they sudenly start to talk why cant esf make a new engine bether than hl2 widouth relicing that its hard and would take toooooo mutch time....

I wish i could slow down time stop time and return the time speed to normal at will.... Everything would be slowed down exept me... And i could frezze time... All exept me...
So all would be afected exept me.....

Need to stop playing Prince of Persia Worrior Within >_>

 

[Kaination]

Need to stop playing Prince of Persia worrior within >_>

its warrior LOL with an A (sorry had to point that out)

Using prince of persia terms...
You lose the dagger while in slow motion thus keeping you in slow motion forever

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish >_>

 

[Rocky]

No one corrupts the wish, the thread dies and everyone is sad, then we realise it was you who killed the thread so we form a gang with pitchforks and fire torches and hunt you down. You flee in terror. You find an deserted island, or so you think, the island is inhabited by a cannabilistic tribe of penguins who catch you and devour you slowly.

I wish I had one of the girls from my ralph swimsuit model of the year calendar.

 

[Avenger]

You get her, but you kill yourself when you find out she's a man.

I wish to kill every human being on the planet, including me.

 

[Rocky]

Everyone dies, but I put in a good word for you and you get sent to heaven cause you are so special ^_^ (take that heaven hater!)

I wish I was homosexual.