Corrupt a wish

[Jesus]

you get world peace, but your neighborhood still hate you and gun you down the next day.


i wish i wouldnt get pwned all the time.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You stop getting pwned, and in your glory filled moment, decide to go out for a drive, you get in a car crash on the way home and die.

I wish I had some Wendy's.

 

[Jesus]

you get plenty of wendys so many in fact, that you are crushed to death.

i wish i could drive so that my wish can actually be corrupted.

(pwned )

 

[Optimus Prime]

You learn how to drive, but one day your nagging girlfriend distracts you and you swerve off the road into a live military testing field where they are testing nuclear weaponry.
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I wish Almighty_Gir was a good modeller. ;o!

 

[Jesus]

your wish comes true, and he invents "live" modeling, where i build models that come out and kill you.

i wish opti was a good modorator

 

[Optimus Prime]

The next best thing happens, I become an administrator and ban your entire IP range.
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I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[Jesus]

you arent bored anymore, instead you go for a drive and ZOMG!!!.............(fill in the blanks mr. primus)

i wish i wasnt bored either...

 

[Optimus Prime]

In an act of complete boredom induced randomness you decide to play swallow the stuff under the sink and spend the rest of your life in the comatose ward.
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I wish gir would stop posting in this thread. =P

 

[Jesus]

your wish comes true as of the next post. but instead ill just bug you on msn forever!

i wish opti would marry me like i fantasize about...

 

[Deman]

*hums wedding tune* Opti marries you!!! At the wedding you toss the bouquet and Deverz catches it, that lucky guy. But unfortunately, Opti, sexy as he may be, is rather... infidelitous. So you aren't the only lover in his life. Bereaved by this fact, you leave him only to regret it. Now you want him back but he won't take ya.

I wish I could figure out why I can't connect to any IRC servers currently.

 

[Valeska]

you figure out how to join IRC. but your computer craches,

i wish almighty gir wouldnt spam anymore on this thread or over use it... :S

 

[Gonadz]

You figured that one out... But by the time you do, 56k modums have been banned by law so thoos FBI guys standing outside your door finally get the go ahead.

I wish you were here.

 

[TwisteR]

I am there, but I mistake you for someone that I seek revenge on.

I wish I oculd move to New York.

 

[Rocky]

I am here but you are not

I wish I had a calendar for 2005

 

[Zeonix]

You get a calendar from 2005.....B.C.! OMGWTFLOLZ!!1one

I wish to have the powers of every marvel super hero.

 

[Rocky]

You get the power of every marvel superhero, except you had to be mutated into a comic and some anti-comic fan burns you.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish

 

[SoulStriker]

Your wish is granted, but then you keep posting in the thread and get banned for SPAM.

I wish I was as cool as Magus

 

[Gonadz]

YOU WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS THE MANGO! O_O

I wish apon a star.

 

[Valeska]

you are as cool as magus, but you die because of the coolness of the only master of the forum

i wish this thread would be closed

 

[suicidal_maniac]

This thread gets closed and we all end up bored. >_>

I wish i had Big Mac \o/

(this is the greatest idea for a thread ever )