Corrupt a wish

[bapplebo]

You do, but you lose it again.
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I wish GT was never made.

 

[|Overlord|]

don't we all

granted , but then toei goes broke and goes out of buisness because they make no more money

i wish some movie was made to explain trunk's timeline in more detail (who defeated frezia there ? , did buu destroy his timeline ? , did bulma die of a heart attack ?)

 

[|Overlord|]

granted , but then stoners will start to think that the green garden pot they see infront of them is actually weed ,and then the world will become green with envy

i wish fortnox was confessed to doing drugs >:0

 

[Sephize]

He confesses, but noone believes him because he already told people he saw aliens

I wish the world would end

 

[|Overlord|]

it ends but you end up dieing the most painful death of all , lepracy + getting bashed to death with a basball bat with each one of your linms coming off one by one (w00t they pwnzed joo )

i wish i had some woodstock instead of some pashion pop today

 

[|Overlord|]

since when can cans of burban do that ?

granted , but if that happened 24/7 in this thread it would dier and be known as "fortnox's free comedy scripts"

i wish that the whole dam world spoke one language damit , so i can understand what they say

 

[Sephize]

granted, but you loose your ability to hear

I wish that my wishes are uncorruptable

 

[Silent_Bob]

Granted, you know how to play Warhammer. But unfortunately you have no idea how to play it with Necrons, and even so your army is so huge noone ever wants to battle you and it just sits around the house collecting dust.

I wish that I had some dinner. Some really nice dinner. That didn't kill me.

 

[Sephize]

Granted, but you get foodpoisening. Don't worry, you're rushed to the hospital and you will live... unfortunatly it really upsetted ur stomach so you have to fart all day for a 2 weeks so no girl wants to have anything to do with you

I wish I had a escort girl

 

[Sephize]

good corruption lol

Granted, u will have ur DOW MP working (whatever it is), that no range bug is taken out and that winter assault... well thats done too but ur harddisk crashes... though luck
All that progress... and for what?

I wish i could drive without denting the car (last 1 was a dent in the bumper, which costed 2000 euro to take out (6) )

 

[EncorE_SX]

You got your drive without denting, but now your car crashes every minute ;D

I wish ESF was open source XD

 

[Sephize]

It becomes open source, but then it doesn't take long before there are only cheaters around.

I wish the tests for school became easier

 

[Jesus]

the tests in school become easyer, but then because of that, a major global corporation hires a complete retard who got an A, and the world economy gets raped. forcing you to live in a foodless depression filled with murder, hate, violence, and alcohol smuggling.

i wish i didnt finnish my hob nobs =[

 

[Silent_Bob]

Ok...it never runs out. But because you spend so much time cleaning you never do anything else, and eventually go blind from the incredible gleam coming off everything. Sucks to be clean/you.

I wish that Bioball would come up with a corruption that wasn't in any way sexual.

 

[clen]

granted now every corruption he makes involves how great gt is and then everyone flames him and a moderator closes this thread...... and you die

I wish i had a duck...... and a good computer

 

[Dirty]

well u get ur duck and ur new computer... ur computer seems to check out ok... and ur duck is healthy... after a couple months ur duck gets very lonley and starts ****ing on everything... he spots ur computer and ****s ALl over it. then on u.

i wish there was sum good bands and music

 

[|Overlord|]

there are , but since people will disagree with your opinion they decide to bash the crap out of you with nun chucks & wooden karate sticks (TIME FOR THE NINJA , HI-YA!!!!!)

i wish i could have dinner with Silent_Bob

 

[Dirty]

btw silent... ur wish was granted...

u get to have dinner with silent bob but.... he is a guy... and when he sees u he is like turned on... and that creeps u out... so u try and walk away but he grabs u and sits u down... ur so friggen scared ur like sweating like a pig... after two hours of listening to his cat he just named randy hobo u decide to knock him out and run for it... that night while u were sleeping u here a knocking at ur window and the nightmare begins again.

i wish i was Emo/punk dat would be dah ****s

 

[|Overlord|]

it happens , though they rise again like zombies and come and find joo and munch on your brains

http://www.planet.fi/~jhkj/bloodycamp/zombie(elf).jpeg - this grusome image becomes your leftovers of your body

This Zombie got his just deserts buy eating your brains

I wish i was a expensive computer and not a human

 

[Jesus]

you are an expensive computer, but your running windows me....


i wish...