Corrupt a Wish Times Four

[Tassadar]

Everyone's favorite number becomes 69. Soon after, the world's economy falls apart because everyone just wants to have sex and not do anything else.

I wish I had my very own F-16.

 

[vinay87]

u crash it 10 minutes after u get into it. U survive but lose both arms and both legs.


I wish i was Alucard

 

[Synth]

You become Alucard, but being a vampire, you witness the end of mankind, and live amongst the ashes for an eternity.

I wish geniuses like Pete Rock, DJ Premiere, and Nujabes would get more respect for their critical, but overlooked influence on music.

 

[ace005]

Granted, but they didn't want that, so they hired an assasin to kill you for wishing that.

I wish the girl in my sig would be real, and be my girlfriend

 

[Killface]

Granted, but she is 2D... and no good.

I wish I had a peanut butter pie!

 

[ace005]

granted, but it was made by john_volkov's blind grandmother. That's not peanut butter. you get intoxicated.

I wish i'd get banned:laff:

 

[Synth]

You get +b and no one cares?

I wish I could put this Dorito bag down.

 

[ace005]

hey
u shouldn't just make my wish come true


u gotta corrupt it

 

[clen]

He did corrupt it; his corruption was that no one cared.

You can put down your doritos but only after a rabid dog bites your arms off.

I wish that I had a snail.

 

[ace005]

granted, but it runs away after a day

I wish that nobody corrupts the wish of the one who grants my wish


Go figure.

 

[Super Veggeto]

Granted!
But then the thread will be closed for not following the rules xD

I wish to forget bad memories

EDIT:

I wish for a Ceiling Cat.

Me tooo :'O he must be so cute!

 

[vinay87]

Granted but u l9ose ur house and the ceiling... so the cat goes with it.


I wish for EVM to take a hike. ^^

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, it does and comes back even more powerful and spammerful.

I wish I was a techno DJ.

 

[[S]]

You become one but techno becomes dead like disco leaving you without a job and lots of useless turntables

I wish i knew how to cook food

 

[vinay87]

You learn hiow, but then u poison all the people of earth and end up poisoning some hawt chick who wants to date u.


I want a hot chick... make that 10 hot chicks

 

[Cap J]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of roast poultry. Bon apetit.

I wish I could climb a large snow covered mountain and yell "PENIS" at the top of my voice.

 

[Killface]

You do, but you get strep throat. =(

I wish I didn't plateau.

 

[Cap J]

Granted, instead you are a small village in the countryside with a lovely view of some hills.

I wish I had monkey feet so I could grab people by the face with my foot.

 

[Killface]

Granted, instead you are a small village in the countryside with a lovely view of some hills.

Im guessing you didn't see the thread I just made? :\

I wish I had a quarter.

oh, btw... since you have monkey feet, girls find you repulsive..... and so do guys, :\

 

[clen]

You get a quarter but you end up using it, in a game of heads or tails, to settle wether or not you should kill yourself. You chose tails you live and it was heads :O.

I wish I was better at transfering actions, with words, unto paper better.