Corrupt a Wish Times Four

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That's right I did it o_o. Below is an example of how it works:
The guy that posts above you makes a wish, example : I wish for control over the universe

you corrupt it with your own interpritation or your own view on his wish, in this case a downside/negative side to his wish, example : Granted, but you end up exploding the earth and wipe out all human existence.

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I wish I had a Moncow (half cow, half monkey)
 
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The moncow decides to have fun with you while you sleep and gives birth to a Clenmoncow (1/3 human, monkey, cow).

I wish I wasn't a bored insomniac.
 
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Granted, but this means that sleep 12 hours a day, and are hypertense and overexcited when you are awake.

I wish I had every Bruce Faulconer music track from DBZ...
 
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You do but then he finds out you ripped them from the E-net and you spend your days with your new boyfriend in Jail who so happens to like butseck

I wish I could ride the motorbikes in Taiwan - and no matter what happens... It will be fun, I wont get hurt, I dont run out of gas, and nothing bad happens... I wish that... all of it.
 
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Granted, but after you go to bed after riding on your motorbike all day another motor bike rider follows you home and stabs you in your sleep.

I wish that God's vision of human life, walking around completely naked were true (thanks Adam and Eve >=[).
 
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Edit: im too slow...
Granted, but all females you see are just old women who just turned 80. And on winter there is -30 C minus.

I wish i was a Superman.
 
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Ok you're superman, but the planet you are on is made of pure kryptonite.Uh-Oh.

I wish i didnt have to start school in two weeks.:S
 
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Granted, however since you don't go to school you end up wagging and geting kicked out of school. Without an education, you fail at life and get a depressing job working as a janitor.

I wish I could make the world a better place.
 
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Granted, but that kills everyone on the planet except for Spunky.

I wish there will be a new Elder Scrolls game!
 
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Granted but the main character is the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and the game sucks. The world is one little square of grass.. with a mailbox on it.

I wish I had every video-game ever made.
 
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you have every video game, how ever video game consols have been ban for personal use, and pc as well, you also drown in the end less sea of video games

i wish people weren't the worst
 
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Your wish comes true. And people become the best thing ever. Exept for you.


I wish school wouldnt take so mutch time :S
 
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it takes less time, but in the end u turn out to be dumber than the average Joe.

I wish i had a spoon.
 
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Granted but Neo shows up, bends the spoon and breaks your back.

I wish I had a time machine that never ran out of energy.
 
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You get your time machine, but your first time warp into the distant lands you in the face of a rock formation you didn't figure would be there. Geology is a real drag.

I wish I had three staircases in my house: one for going up, one for going down, and one just for show.
 
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You get your stair cases, but the one just for show is in the way of the other two.

I wish Kaination would hurry up and judge my fight.
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He did already... I guess I got my wish ^_^
 
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Pain said:
I wish Kaination would hurry up and judge my fight.
Granted. You lose.

I wish oobies would become a success.
 
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Smith| said:
I wish oobies would become a success.
It does... as a fruit-flavoured beverage at Starbucks. Worth particular note is the Mixed-Berry Smoobie, which sells like hot cakes in the warmer months :rolleyes:

I wish I had access to chloroform again :(
 
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Granted. But you give some to me and I go on a spree randomly asking peope to "smell this" causing them to fall over unconcious.

I wish I wasn't at work right now.
 
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Granted, you are now in a *** bar, and you are getting a lapdance from a 535lb man.... Congradulations.

I wish our generation's future didn't suck so much ass as it does right now...
 

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