Corrupt a Wish Times Four

[vinay87]

you are, but ur first editorial/wahatnot turns into a 900 page book full of how a fat man called Joe Sludge wipes.

I wish I could see... better.

 

[Killface]

You do... you get to see Joe Sludge wipe his fat ass, and you stab out your eyes as soon as you see it.

i wish I had 2 quarters!

 

[Tassadar]

You get two quarters. However there's something odd about these quarters... before you realize it, two giant steel George Washington's fly out of the quarters and wreak havoc in your town.

I wish my PDA wasn't broken. =(

 

[vinay87]

It isnt broken NOW... but then again, it starts turning all files in it into viruses and then goes kaboom a week later. And then its broken again.

I want the girl in Overlord's Sig....

 

[ace005]

granted, but she's printed on a piece of paper
I want 3 quarters

 

[vinay87]

You get three-quarters of a midgets brain and thus turn dumb.

I want nothing.

 

[ace005]

granted, but having nothing means not having life, so u die

I wish that my wish will not be granted.

(careful -> by the rules, u have to grant it, but if u grant it, u won't be respecting my wish, so ur not granting it )

 

[vinay87]

I grant that it is not granted so it is granted and yet not granted.

I want a cheese burger.. with fries and no ketchup, ... extra cheese... And then a little mustard.

 

[ace005]

granted, but it's really fattning so you'll spend the rest of your days dating oprah

I wish vinay87 would date Oprah

 

[jp]

Granted, but before they do Ophrah suddenly turns into a smashing chick and your mom suddely looks like Ophrah.

I wished I wasn't so bored.

 

[vinay87]

Granted, but u now spend ur time planning to bomb ur house, thinking ur parents work for the KGB.


I wish for world peace (Cliche lol.)

 

[ace005]

granted, but then nobody would have fun anymore

and your mom suddely looks like Ophrah

Cool, my mom's suddenly black:d niceeee

I wish JP's mom would look like oprah

 

[vinay87]

Granted, but she stops going out with me. And thats a good thing. lol
Off Topic: ... this threads going places. stop the mom/parents bit... wait i think i said sumthin about that. lol
I wish for world peace and for people to have fun at the same time.

 

[ace005]

GRanted, but hte only fun they could have is sex, and the worl would get over-populated, and in 20 years there'll be 2 people living per square foot across the whole globe.

I wish vinay would stop wishing for peace

 

[vinay87]

Granted. But now its allout war everywhere. And Osama comes into the open and frees Saddam and tries to bomb ur house.


I wish the person below me wishes for world peace. ^^

 

[ace005]

granted, but i'm gonna edit it right after i post

I wish that vinay87 would stop being obsessed with peace

 

[vinay87]

granted. (And its like the entire universe is peaceful) But now u are obsessed with peace.


I wish for world domination

 

[ace005]

granted, but unfortunately, u didn't meantion who u want to be the ruler, so Bush is the world dominator. Earth Explodes

I wish vinay87 would throw his computer out the window

 

[vinay87]

Granted... But I threw my old one out. ^^ Besides, without the new one, how can I reply?


I wish I and ace005 wont post in this thread for another day....
(need to hit the sack now.)

 

[ace005]

granted, but I HAD to corrupt it, so I'm just gonna say I won't post(actually i will)

I wish vinay87 would post again