Corrupt a Wish Times Four

[vinay87]

But U spend it all on three day old booze, so u get tight. And the world ends in three days.


I wish for World Peace (again?)

 

[Optimus Prime]

Your wish gets lost in translation, and the whole world ends up with peas.

I wish the Wii would get a better name.

 

[Suh Dude]

Wish granted, but instead it's called Pee and and the new controller technolgy and plus the classic controller will be called Pee-Nes and the name is censored for a strange reason and causes world wide destruction but hey, I heard you can play the NES in the Pee.

I wish for a damn good motha fuggin cookie. \o/

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, however you gain 5kgs from each uber cookie you eat. Cookies > Your General health.

I wish Jack and Jill went up the hill and didn't come tumbling down.

 

[clen]

Granted but then it ****s your mom .

I wish for candy in the shape of a giant screen t.v.

*Edit >: O

Too slow

Granted, jack and jill stay on top of the hill but theres a bear on top and it eats them.

I wish for candy in the shape of a giant screen t.v.

 

[|Overlord|]

Granted, but you throw up after eating it.

I wish I had a queer eye for the straight guy makeover (I bet that's asking for toruble, maybe? D=).

 

[donnierisk]

Granted, but you ended up liking the makeover so much that you decided to join their "gang" and do all sorts of stuff with them, ehhm...

I wish I had a bunny.

 

[Theoboy]

Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy a cage so it runs away.

I wish I had rain coat.

 

[donnierisk]

Granted, but you then move to a desert where the min. tep. is 50 C.

I wish I had a bunny with a cage and food for a life time.

 

[Theoboy]

Granted, but then it would die from not getting any water.

I wish I had a good ass.

 

[clen]

Granted but that "Good ass" is in fact your mom....

I wish for a monkey with a Ruger Mk-1 who's is my sidekick in defeating evil, and he's cute and eats bananas as well; and he can't die.